Read the whole thread, the only thing i gathered is Dr hates GLB people lol
Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.
TIB - 2 time award winner "Worst mafia player" at FE (maybe everywhere)
You know Helios is scum when he summarizes everything and then adds to the discussion by picking out one random sentence someone says and writes an italicized diatribe about how it's curious and he really, REALLY wants to know more about it.
"What did you mean by this, though? You are eating a biscuit? A BISCUIT???? Seems a little farfetched to me. Really gonna need to hear more about this biscuit situation."
Yes
With some form of over the top, “Wait, what the actual fuck?!” thrown in
A biscuit? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Say it with me... inactive biscuit is still biscuit. And my key to victory.
Heroes are split between 4 different classes. Offense, defense, tank, and support. Offense are essentially attackers, while defense are essentially defense, but to be honest there's a blend between characters sometimes.. Tanks are the strongest and have the most health (HP), everyone else has about the same HP give or take. Support are typically healers or have weird roles in both attack and defense. OK here we gooooo FUCK I LOVE OVERWATCH!!!
Offense:
Genji (200 HP)
1.) throws ninjastars, can throw one at one person OR three at three different people.
2.) can deflect attacks back at the person who attacked him
3.) can very very quickly rush attack you with his sword and slice you
ULT - he can slice many people with his sword!! For game dynamics I'm going to speculate this ultimate will deal a large amount of HP from 3 different people of Genji's choice.
McRee (200 HP)
1.) shoots individual bullets at one person OR many bullets at one person
2.) stun someone (roleblock for the night?)
3.) roll away (hider?)
ULT - IT'S HIGH NOOOON!! Shoot many people at once, very powerful. Again, I'm going to assume for game dynamics this will affect 3 people immensely.
Soldier 76 (200 HP)
1.) Shoot one person with bullets
2.) Shoot a rocket at one person (stronger attack)
3.) Heal yourself (and teammates nearby)
4.) Sprint... my guess is that Boc will leave this one out but maybe not. I don't know how Sprint could be a role but person run away from attacks, idk..
ULT - Shoot many people at once, very very strong, again my guess is this will target 3 people.
Pharah (200 HP)
1.) Shoot rocket at someone.
2.) Shoot bounce rocket at someone which will push someone away or push yourself away from an attack. Maybe a roleblock? Or a run away? I dunno what this will be.
3.) She flies... so that's something.
ULT - Shoot a fuck ton of rockets at a lot of people. JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!!
Reaper (250 HP)
1.) Shoot someone with your shotguns
2.) Become invisible (invulnerable from attacks?)
3.) Teleport.... (bus driver??)
ULT - DIE DIE DIEEEEE!!!!! Attack a lot of people at once.
Tracer (150 HP) weakest character in the game
1.) Speed run like really reallly reallllly fast (up to 3 times). She can attack quickly by doing this.
2.) Turn back time to where she was before. This restores her health to what it was.
ULT - Throw a big bomb that hurts a lot of people.
Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.
TIB - 2 time award winner "Worst mafia player" at FE (maybe everywhere)
I might have an extense knowledge of Overwatch but that doesn't mean I will read the rules
This is what i look for in a leader.
Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.
TIB - 2 time award winner "Worst mafia player" at FE (maybe everywhere)
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