My fellow Lost friends

After a nice week of my dad not having Facebook and me carefully drawing all political talk elsewhere, my dad and I ended up in a full force debate in the car about the likelihood of Russia taking out the US power grid

Finally got myself a nice 55" HD TV!! Been a long time comin!

dr @ 31/7/2015 12:06

After a nice week of my dad not having Facebook and me carefully drawing all political talk elsewhere, my dad and I ended up in a full force debate in the car about the likelihood of Russia taking out the US power grid

What's the verdict?

That my dad desperately wants to have a wartime disaster so he can have an excuse to pull out his cb radio again.

dr @ 31/7/2015 19:12

That my dad desperately wants to have a wartime disaster so he can have an excuse to pull out his cb radio again.

He should LARP.

So remember how I bought that vibrator? I packed it in my suitcase and I think the TSA broke it. The power button cap is missing. I didn't even know that could come off, and now the vibe's chip is exposed and I don't want it getting messed up.

Grimapple @ 31/7/2015 21:07

So remember how I bought that vibrator? I packed it in my suitcase and I think the TSA broke it. The power button cap is missing. I didn't even know that could come off, and now the vibe's chip is exposed and I don't want it getting messed up.

Lmao I'm afraid to buy sex toys because I live at home and my parents are nosy af. They wouldn't open my mail but they would ask me incessantly what I bought and I'm a terrible liar.

Grimapple @ 31/7/2015 21:07

So remember how I bought that vibrator? I packed it in my suitcase and I think the TSA broke it. The power button cap is missing. I didn't even know that could come off, and now the vibe's chip is exposed and I don't want it getting messed up.

have you used it yet

Yesfo @ 31/7/2015 22:29

Grimapple @ 31/7/2015 21:07 So remember how I bought that vibrator? I packed it in my suitcase and I think the TSA broke it. The power button cap is missing. I didn't even know that could come off, and now the vibe's chip is exposed and I don't want it getting messed up. Lmao I'm afraid to buy sex toys because I live at home and my parents are nosy af. They wouldn't open my mail but they would ask me incessantly what I bought and I'm a terrible liar.

lol my mom was the one who found it as she was unpacking my stuff, and she asked me what it was, but I just flat out said itwas a vibrator and then pointed out that it was missing a part. She acted calmly about it, but I didn't expect her to freak out or anything since she listens to Howard Stern daily and wants me to have a significant other already. My dad would probably flip out if he knew though.

Walk @ 31/7/2015 22:59

Grimapple @ 31/7/2015 21:07 So remember how I bought that vibrator? I packed it in my suitcase and I think the TSA broke it. The power button cap is missing. I didn't even know that could come off, and now the vibe's chip is exposed and I don't want it getting messed up. have you used it yet

Yes, but just externally. It's been a few weeks.

Grimapple @ 31/7/2015 23:46

Yesfo @ 31/7/2015 22:29 Grimapple @ 31/7/2015 21:07 So remember how I bought that vibrator? I packed it in my suitcase and I think the TSA broke it. The power button cap is missing. I didn't even know that could come off, and now the vibe's chip is exposed and I don't want it getting messed up. Lmao I'm afraid to buy sex toys because I live at home and my parents are nosy af. They wouldn't open my mail but they would ask me incessantly what I bought and I'm a terrible liar. lol my mom was the one who found it as she was unpacking my stuff, and she asked me what it was, but I just flat out said itwas a vibrator and then pointed out that it was missing a part. She acted calmly about it, but I didn't expect her to freak out or anything since she listens to Howard Stern daily and wants me to have a significant other already. My dad would probably flip out if he knew though. Walk @ 31/7/2015 22:59 Grimapple @ 31/7/2015 21:07 So remember how I bought that vibrator? I packed it in my suitcase and I think the TSA broke it. The power button cap is missing. I didn't even know that could come off, and now the vibe's chip is exposed and I don't want it getting messed up. have you used it yet Yes, but just externally. It's been a few weeks.

I wouldve just said to return it but idk if thats even a policy in a sex store

Take it to a sexsmith

Eh, it's not a big deal if I can't return it.

dr @ 1/8/2015 0:12

That my dad desperately wants to have a wartime disaster so he can have an excuse to pull out his cb radio again.

I don't think his radio would work after the EMP blast from the nukes.