what will you be doing?

CEO of probaords?

From butchery to luxery, oh yeah!

:P Even though this totally deserves its own thread, I woke up this morning to find a squirrel in the kitchen. It was so strange. Took about 45 minutes of trying to get it to go out an open door. Nobody expects to wake up, go downstairs for breakfast and see a squirrel in their house. Except if you're freakin' Snow White maybe.

I've had bats in my room but a squirrel in my house would terrify me

dr @ 26/7/2015 19:07

I've had bats in my room but a squirrel in my house would terrify me

I love air squirrels

I had a dream I got some Sugar Gliders and Wil Wheaton thought they were cute/ awesome.

Grimapple @ 26/7/2015 19:41

lol I can assure you, it was not like that at all.

Christian @ 26/7/2015 20:47

Grimapple @ 26/7/2015 19:41 lol I can assure you, it was not like that at all.

Was it more like this?

It was running between the kitchen and the living room, hiding for periods at a time. It was more afraid than I was, which was evident by all the little poops in the places it had been. lol

Christian @ 26/7/2015 18:57

:P Even though this totally deserves its own thread, I woke up this morning to find a squirrel in the kitchen. It was so strange. Took about 45 minutes of trying to get it to go out an open door. Nobody expects to wake up, go downstairs for breakfast and see a squirrel in their house. Except if you're freakin' Snow White maybe.

Stop having one night stands then

We just checked into our highly discounted hotel in Connecticut. It's down a back road, the signs for what it's called are inconsistent, no other guests are here, the numbers on the rooms are printed on pieces of paper and taped on, all of the furniture is all old Victorian style painted sickly yellow and green, the lights are dim and there are piles of carpets sitting in the lobby.

Pretty sure this is the setting for the next ATTWS

Every other room on our floor is under construction

There are bedbugs hungry to eat you.