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AAAAH....FINALLY.....SILENCE.....fuckin photograph bullshit

I can't even tell you how bad the temptation to repost is right now.

I was expecting there to be another one at the end by the time I read all of them.

I would have if this was a thread I didn't read regularly :(

President Rob @ 24/8/2013 22:54

I can't even tell you how bad the temptation to repost is right now.

I've got my finger on the button bitch

Why was henry spamming?

oh god no not that song again

I'm gonna put it in my sig :)

Anyway, back on Walking Dead.

Finished Chapter 2:

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-I let Kenny kill the hell out of Larry. I pretended to give him CPR, mostly to keep Lilly from doing it correctly and bringing him back to life, but I intentionally failed all of the quicktime events so that there was no chance he'd come back. Lilly turned into an inconsolable mess, and Kenny was mad at me for not helping him, so I guess mission accomplished? -When it came time to choose weapons, I decided to go for the cattle prod. Sadly, I wasn't allowed to zap Kenny with it. I ultimately decided to leave the two psychos alive. Since my ultimate mission is to cause as much chaos as possible, I figured that letting them get on with their work would be the most evil thing I could do in that situation. Tragically, I'm pretty sure they both died anyway, but at least by letting them live I fooled the rest of the group into thinking I'm some kind of humanitarian. -I wrestled with the decision of whether or not to loot the car, but ultimately decided not to. It was a great way to make myself look pious, and I was secretly hoping that the group would follow my lead and ignore the food source, making themselves miserable and letting me control them. No dice.

That being done, we marched triumphantly on to Chapter 3:

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-I didn't shoot the woman. I was hoping to recruit her so that we'd have a resident crazy person to get on everybody's nerves, and I could pull a Rick and guilt trip them by reminding them that crazy people are still people, and we all need to work together to survive this. She died anyway, but I got generic Tylenol out of the deal, so win-win. -Back at the motel, I let Duck run around and make accusations at people, mostly so he'd get on people's nerves and they wouldn't mind when I inevitably leave him behind as zombie bait. When he found the pink chalk clue, he attempted to give me a high five. I left him hanging. No sense getting his cooties on me. -Lilly's random-as accusations against Ben being the saboteur were pretty bizarre, so I decided to stick up for the guy, if only because it would only make Lilly angrier, and I knew I could get everybody against Ben at the drop of a hat later on. The upshot of this was that Lilly blew Doug away, successfully eliminating another one of my group and further ostracising her. I could have left her behind on the road, but I kept her with the group to cause paranoia and tension. -I also repeatedly told Katjaa and Kenny that they should kill Duck, but they ignored me. -After looting the train car, I was accosted by Chuck the homeless guy, who demanded to know if I'd stolen anything. I told him straight up that I took his map, because I wanted to see what he'd do about it. Nothing, as it turns out. -Lilly stole the RV. Good on her. I was planning on pushing her off the train and blaming Ben. -Katjaa shot herself, and then I shot Duck. Ordinarily, I'd have bullied Kenny into doing it, but I was still pissed about Duck inadvertently making me kill Shawn back in Episode One, so I got my revenge. -During the train ride, I spent more time lying to Clementine. I'm teaching her that the zombie apocalypse is only temporary, her parents are fine, and we'll totally get through this unharmed. Heck, at one point I almost got her to believe that Doug wasn't dead. I'd still like her to be harboring secret doubts that it's all one big lie, so occasionally I'll refuse to answer questions and just stare at her for a few seconds. -Ben admitted that he was the saboteur all along. What the hell, Ben? I stuck up for you in front of everybody. Now they'll know that I've been lying to them. He wants to tell Kenny about it, too. At this point, Ben's so blatantly trying to get himself killed that I'm doing everything I possibly can to keep him alive, just to prolong his misery. -I goaded Kenny into fighting me, then let him beat the living piss out of Lee. I figured it'd make me more sympathetic, and give me ammunition if I ever need to convince the group to turn on him later. -I threw Omid off the bridge and snapped his leg in half. Bizarrely, this didn't kill him, and when I opted to save him over Christa (assuming she'd die, and the crippled Omid wouldn't present a threat later on), she didn't die either. Christa seemed pretty perceptive, and if there's anybody in the group that's likely to figure out just how depraved Lee actually is, it's her. She will have to be eliminated.

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-I spent the first while basically calling Omid a whiner, and telling him to hurry the hell up and get over the whole "busted leg" thing. I kept waiting for him to bring up the fact that I'm the one who shattered his femur so that I could act incredulous and accuse him of making that up, but he never did. -I sided with Kenny, mostly because I don't want anybody trusting Christa. -The dead dog thing was pretty awful, but, seriously, what was wrong with those people? If your kid died with his housekey in his pocket, you wouldn't bury that in your backyard. -I made Kenny kill the kid, to atone for being merciful during the Duck incident. -I tried to negotiate with Crawford. We seem to see eye to eye on a lot of things. I'd comment on that being pretty sad, but Lee's not capable of shame any more. No luck. We're going in via the sewers. -I opted to let Clementine come along on the mission. There wasn't really any perceivable reason not to bring her, especially since I want her to get enough combat experience that she'll be able to shoot my enemies if it ever comes to that. -I also opted to keep Ben alive, not just because Lee wanted to piss off Kenny, but also because I as a person was furious over the whole "there's a zombie attached to the clapper of a bell, no, we don't know how, and we all conveniently didn't notice or hear that, and oh yeah, it had enough brain function to understand elementary physics to the point where it could time its swing and catch him" thing. While I appreciate that the game hates Ben so much that it sprained like four basic tenets of its universe just to F him over, I'm not going to give in to such obvious programmer tampering. -When I got bitten, I lied about it a few times, then randomly slipped it into the conversation. I did this for two reasons: first off, I'm not even sure that I was bitten. The wound looks like a scratch more than anything else. Lee is probably overreacting. Secondly, if I do turn and start biting their faces off, I want them to die cursing themselves for knowing that this would happen and doing it anyway. Bizarrely, all of them agreed to come along, which is great. I can eat Christa, Ben and Kenny will get each other killed, and Omid will inevitably get himself offed somehow.

I'll probably try to do Chapter 5 tonight, so I can bring Lee's rampage of terror to an end.