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PORL
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| Post #661: 9th Sep 2013 1:24 PM | |
"Outrage as...."
The opening of 95% of Daily Mail articles. The moral guardian force of Great Britain strikes again. | | |
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Natalie
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| Post #662: 11th Sep 2013 1:57 AM | |
| A lesson without pain is meaningless. That's because no one can gain without sacrificing something. But by enduring that pain and overcoming it, he shall obtain a powerful, unmatched heart. A fullmetal heart. |
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KC
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| Post #663: 11th Sep 2013 9:41 PM | |
Got a flash flood warning scroll on the TV during Big Brother:
BE PREPARED, LOOK FOR HIGHER GROUND. REMEMBER.... DON'T DROWN!
A+ advice. | 
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PORL
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| Post #664: 12th Sep 2013 12:06 AM | |
I always forget not to drown. Gets me every time. | | |
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wikey
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| Post #665: 12th Sep 2013 8:12 PM | |
Wikey is drunk. Yet, watch as he writes this sentence with absolute perfection.
"I am drunk, but I can still type. Fuck you FE!"
As you can see, drunk Wikey can type just fine.
However, what happens when we introduce a complicated word like Almaganmation."
...Not bad
But what happens when Wikey attempts to recite some text from that good old author Edgar Allan Poe's "Premature Burial"? Let us see...
"apart from however, the inevtiatble conclsuioon,. a priror that such causes ,ust p[roduce side effect that naturally give ruseee now and then, to premature interm ments apart from this considertation ahve the direct testimony of medi aly and ordinary experience to peove that a vast numebr of such intermens ahve acutally taken pacle."
Oh dear...
It seems WIeky is become retarded. Alcohol is a curoous stubastna which causes such anaomyolies as thus exampled. Nether the lessass there is muych to be siad for its maigical properties too.
Alchohol was discovered to have links to magic in 1268, when a peasent drank and thought he was king. then he was king but whatever, who cares. then some other stuff happene dand everone loved alchohol then. Like today, except for 1920s, when some guy thought it was bad, but then it stopped.
So,,,wgat is the point of this post...
I don't actually know, but who cares#? do you@> I donnt fuck you
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Teos
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| Post #666: 13th Sep 2013 12:03 PM | |
If you can type perfectly you aren't drunk enough. gtfo |  |
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Curtis
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| Post #667: 16th Sep 2013 11:28 AM | |
For all Good Neighbor/Kyle/Beck fans
Kyle and Beck are gonna be regulars on SNL starting in this new season. COOL. I'll definitely be watching for the first time in ages. They're hilarious | |
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Teos
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| Post #668: 16th Sep 2013 1:17 PM | |
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Greendasshole
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| Post #669: 16th Sep 2013 5:55 PM | |
When I read that BECK BENNETT was going to be on this season of SNL I was EXTREMELY happy! | | Please ask me on October 1st if they woke me up. I've literally never heard it before and I'm definitely not tired of it. |
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mal
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| Post #670: 16th Sep 2013 6:08 PM | |
never heard of them but they're gonna need some big guns to fill the void left by Bill Hader | |
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Curtis
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| Post #671: 16th Sep 2013 7:43 PM | |
Kyle is one of the funniest humans | |
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Greendasshole
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| Post #672: 16th Sep 2013 7:44 PM | |
Beck Bennett, for one, is the guy in the AT&T commercials with the little kids. | | Please ask me on October 1st if they woke me up. I've literally never heard it before and I'm definitely not tired of it. |
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Raptor
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| Post #673: 18th Sep 2013 10:39 PM | |
Anybody watch America's Got Talent?
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Teos
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| Post #674: 19th Sep 2013 7:06 AM | |
yes | |
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Henry_42
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| Post #675: 19th Sep 2013 7:11 AM | |
WHY? | "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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