It's more like "UMM HEY... COUSIN UHHH AUNT UHHH WHOEVER YOU ARE AGAIN CAN YOU HELP ME STOP THE BABY LAaaaNDON FROM TEARING DOWN THE TV?? AND THE PUPPY IS EATING THE EEEGGGSSSSSS"

That sounds like hell.

My situation isn't as bad, but my asshole half-brother is helping us move some heavy stuff for a yard sale. This asshole half-brother caused me to have a huge anxiety attack in the middle of a Target after he puled an asshole prank.

Moose @ 3/4/2015 20:59

My situation isn't as bad, but my asshole half-brother is helping us move some heavy stuff for a yard sale. This asshole half-brother caused me to have a huge anxiety attack in the middle of a Target after he puled an asshole prank.

Maybe he videotaped it for his prankster youtube channel

I hear those are all the rage these days.

Nah, it was over the phone. Him and my mom decided to be really elaborate and made me stress out while I was with friends half and hour away from home.

Good times.

I leave for Cabo, Mexico in 10 hours....... and I'm going to a club (with VIP table) right now.

WTF mannnn.... Fffffffff = LETS GOOOOO

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What should I do in Cabo?

Post suggestions below.

WAIT NO this deserves its own thread

Moose @ 3/4/2015 23:54

Nah, it was over the phone. Him and my mom decided to be really elaborate and made me stress out while I was with friends half and hour away from home. Good times.

Your brother sounds awesome, does he know what a blowjob is?

Chris25 @ 4/4/2015 13:47

Moose @ 3/4/2015 23:54 Nah, it was over the phone. Him and my mom decided to be really elaborate and made me stress out while I was with friends half and hour away from home. Good times. Your brother sounds awesome, does he know what a blowjob is?

I'm pretty sure he gets them.

They are developing a quick procedure that can turn brown eyes blue.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/04/tech/mci-brown-eyes-blue/

somebody smarter than me should make a toni morrison joke

Malion @ 5/4/2015 21:54

They are developing a quick procedure that can turn brown eyes blue. http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/04/tech/mci-brown-eyes-blue/

Let's get rid of that orange tan!

I fell asleep before the second wave of easter bullshit and I'm upstairs now listening to my racist cousins discuss current events. Of course they're into end times shit. Of course they think the morals of America have fallen too far and this is the final generation. What else could I possibly have expected

Racist cousin 1 is bashing the school that she moved to "save" her kids from going to (because there are a lot of black people there). Racist cousin 2's husband is explaining that he visited that school recently and everyone was white that he saw.

Racist cousin 1 is explaining that the black kids are all gangsters putting those white kids in danger and as a teacher she won't stop them from killing each other. Now she's telling an apparently hilarious story about how her one black student (who is in special ed) doesn't walk normal.