Vernon of 2014 @ 2/8/2014 21:37

In other news - I had a great time on the roof last night. Let's just say, I wasn't too interested in the scenic view! OH!

FUKN EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KC @ 18/7/2014 23:00

Eh. Honestly every girl I've met on those things turn out to be total duds in person. I once had someone who wanted to do absolutely nothing. We went to her favorite park in Provo Canyon and took a small walk but after that, she refused to do anything else. Kept saying she was broke. Shit girl, I was planning on paying for everything anyway but no, that's your money I don't want you to spend your money. What. So she laid on the floor the entire time in 100 degree heat, in her house with no AC. Finally got her to watch a movie and the one I picked ended up being one of her favorites. Then she starts snoring like 5 minutes in. She told me afterwards she was sick but whatever. Seriously though Timmy boy, don't give up on women cause of stupid bullshit apps like Tinder. Those girls expect to be catered to cause every single guy that matches with them becomes their personal bitch. Every girl, no matter if she's a 10 or a straight up cow will get hundreds upon hundreds of matches and most of them will be asking to pork them within seconds of meeting them. It's even worse now with these stupid ass "moments" now where every single guy that has matched with them will just swipe right to whatever they do and make some boneheaded comment on it. They crave attention. Most of them don't give a shit about much else.

That is so provo.

It was actually in Orem.

Let's just pretend it was in Provo anyway.

She seriously doesn't want you back Tim, she was just afraid that if she didn't tell you that then you would kill her because you WROTE HER A 5 PAGE LONG FUCKING LETTER ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONS YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

It wasn't literally 5 pages, and I stated at the beginning and end that it was the last she'd hear from me if she didn't reply and it was all in her hands. I told her if Monday got here and I hadn't heard from her that I'd shrug my shoulders and move on.

She replied enthusiastically less than an hour later.

If this was a movie I'd be like John Cusack but IRL I'm nuts? If true she's obviously ten times crazier for being receptive to it and bringing me back into her life. Perhaps that should be a red flag and I had dodged a bullet only to jump back into its trajectory though...

Vernon of 2014 @ 2/8/2014 21:40

Gross you out? I went into zero details. If you really want me to gross you out, I can.

I'm gay. Anything to do with straight boy fashion and pussy grosses me out.

That's weird. Just accept it.

I wrote a girl a super long letter (1 page) about my emotions once. I never sent it tho cuz that shit was cray

I just said I understood her possible perceptions of me from our "fight" and explained the perceptions her own actions made me have and told her I've been doing pretty good as of late instead of being mopey and that I just missed her despite being better off not talking to her 24/7. I said that I'd rather we tried to work out a relationship and have it fail than to never give it a chance at all because not knowing is just the worst feeling and told her that the last girl I was this invested in turned out to be a crazy manipulative racist tea party member but hey I wouldn't have known that if we hadn't dated each other for a while.

Totally normal internet forum thread.

Good read.

Bitches be crazy, baby. Don't forget that boy told you.

Roadhead makes it so difficult to drive.

Vernon of 2014 @ 3/8/2014 23:11

Roadhead makes it so difficult to drive.

You sure are imaginative.

I speak the truth baby.

i've only ever gotten road head as a passenger sadly