Don't let the power get to your head.

i'm already commanding all of my followers to dox you.

COME AT ME, GAY BOY!

Apparently Ireland accidentally legalized Ecstasy and Magic Mushrooms and outlawed straight marriage.

I'd like to stay in Ireland for one night.

Good let's outlaw marriage all together.

Moose @ 8/3/2015 23:32

So, the other day, I found this amazing invention called the Ostrich Pillow at GoodWill. I remember seeing it from the Vat19 videos: I looked on the official website and saw the price for this wonderful contraption: Spoiler + I got it for 3 bucks at GoodWill. Spoiler +

I could have used this Monday at work

I'm getting ordained as a minister for Shiki and Mal's wedding.

For FI friends: I recently got an actual facebook with my real name just so family members could direct all their shit I don't care about to that. Have not tried to add anyone that wasn't family with like 2 exceptions.

Just got my first non-family friend request (besides a guy from TAPS that's friends with my dad who immediately requested me for some reason).

It's Txts.

Great.

dr @ 11/3/2015 22:30

For FI friends: I recently got an actual facebook with my real name just so family members could direct all their shit I don't care about to that. Have not tried to add anyone that wasn't family with like 2 exceptions. Just got my first non-family friend request (besides a guy from TAPS that's friends with my dad who immediately requested me for some reason). It's Txts. Great.

who is this

That's why I said for fi friends because I never told the story here.

Basically a guy I knew IRL in a club at college somehow obtained my phone number and would text me frequently every day with his theories on LOST. On the scale of people I don't want to deal with he's fairly low, just sort of awkward. The fact that I never gave him my number and the daily nature of the texting is what bumped it up to :|

Tbh, Txts probably found you through me since we're mutuals and Facebook loves to show mutuals.

The suggestions I'm getting right now with all my actual info and name out there are so much worse than my suggestions on Dr. Wirey who's friends with a few other fake doctor accounts, Otis, and a cult leader.

RIP Terry Pratchett :(

Somebody just shared this quote on my facebook news feed:

"Never age. Never die. Live for ever in that one last white-hot moment, when the crowd screamed. When every note was a heartbeat. Burn across the sky. You will never grow old. They will never say you died." - Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'

Definitely my favourite author of all time. I've read the Discworld series countless times. It was inevitable due to his failing health but he was still only 66. Very very sad news. One of my heroes for sure.