My roommate wrote cleaning tasks on our fridge and she decided that cleaning the toilet would be my job, and I'm like "Well that's not getting done tonight..."
There's a mostly dead roach in our bedroom (I thought it was dead, but I saw it twitching) and it was near my closet and I tried to pick it up with a thick wad of paper towel so that I didn't have to feel it, but I couldn't get it, so I just kind of swept it to the middle of the floor with the paper towel and left it underneath so that my roommates can't ignore it as easily. My roommate's girlfriend (who is also the roommate that decided I'd clean the toilet) is supposed to get rid of it (according to her girlfriend). She's cooking food now and I might just sweep the roach out the front door.
So someone picked up the roach and then left a note on the fridge telling me to pick up napkins the next time I left them on the floor and that I needed to clean the outside of the toilet too when I clean it, and I'm like "I left the napkin over the roach so no one would step on it (and I said that last night), and since when was the outside of the toilet dirty..."
So someone picked up the roach and then left a note on the fridge telling me to pick up napkins the next time I left them on the floor and that I needed to clean the outside of the toilet too when I clean it, and I'm like "I left the napkin over the roach so no one would step on it (and I said that last night), and since when was the outside of the toilet dirty..."
Use your roommate's toothbrush on the toilet. Fuck her and her passive agressive bullshit
