His anger towards the "video room" really makes it seem like it's the place to be if you're cool.

Oh man...I hope that's not what Protestant churches are usually like.

I had a weird dream in which I was at work (and Magic Kingdom looked fused with Universal Studios) and went on a ride during my break, and it was a walk through ride set in a hotel. It had characters in it, but it was like zombie Donald, Daisy, Mickey, etc at the end, a giant man-eating plant, a chimera, and some other stuff. Then in the gift shop, some guy was mad that I was looking at stuff and wouldn't move and he was trying to get something above me and I was like "You're tall, asshole. Just reach over my head."

And then the ride and store were closing and I had my work shirt back on and I ended up having to help undress the characters. And then my manager called asking the ride costume people if they'd seen me and that I needed to be back now to go on a delivery for Beauty and the Beast. So I'm running back through Belle's village and I end up in a room where my manager is basically like a Skyrim NPC and starts telling me about this axe I need to go get with my coworker (who's walking into a wall like she has a pathing error). The axe guarded by a guy in a snowy place who's guarded by a bunch of superengineered seals and walruses, and my manager's like "It's east of the opposite pole" and I started arguing with her about which pole because the poles are already opposite to each other.

I want to know how my quest goes, but I woke up because I had to pee and now I'm not sleepy anymore.

so i'm supposed to be putting together profiles of some of our drivers so we can send them off to a company we're trying to get a contract with. basically i'm putting together resumes for them.

i keep getting "it doesn't look professional enough" as feedback, which is fair. but i mean, when the work experience input i got is just "Drove for medical company and delivered medicine, drove tractor trailers over united states, and worked at a gas station." ....it's kinda difficult.

Just gotta make it sound fancy. Like, "Provided quality medicine quickly and efficiently to ensure product arrived on time for consumers." I remember having to write my resume like that when i made one.

right, but i haven't been given company names, years they worked, schools they graduated from, anything.

so i've just decided to bullshit it and make it all up.

Lost grand ma at Walmart. Potentially accidentally shoplifted. Now have tremor in my arm. Glad Kmart won mafia

Did Wal-Mart one time stopped you for robbing a lawn gnome which turned out to be grandma?

No but my grandma got stopped by the greeter and had her receipt checked.

My TESO download finished and I started playing. I made a Khajiit.

This is awesome:

http://www.popsci.com/light-photographed-wave-and-particle-first-time?src=SOC&dom=tw

Nickelback is playing at work

I'm sorry.

I appreciate you.

I learned that the Disney guest wifi blocks the Victoria's Secret site.