buckle the fuck up

Curtis @ 21/12/2017 6:56

Nofo @ 20/12/2017 13:04 i really like the bots tbh. it's fun to be able to play jason whenever i want. it's just way too easy if you don't make your own rules on how to play. Agreed. I’ve only played once but I decided to strictly go for unique environmental kills The bots can be goofy as hell as expected but they weren’t bad

Tommy shot me with his gun then went under the bed right in front of me lol

Kat @ 21/12/2017 2:37

Curtis @ 21/12/2017 6:56 Nofo @ 20/12/2017 13:04 i really like the bots tbh. it's fun to be able to play jason whenever i want. it's just way too easy if you don't make your own rules on how to play. Agreed. I’ve only played once but I decided to strictly go for unique environmental kills The bots can be goofy as hell as expected but they weren’t bad Tommy shot me with his gun then went under the bed right in front of me lol

That's EXACTLY what happened to me, that's the exact thing that prompted me to say they're goofy as hell. Tommy shot me and then ran two feet away and hid under the bed. I stood around next to it and listened to him awkwardly whimper and waited to see if he would come out but he just kept whining under there so I speared him

Virtual Cabin 2.0 is a fun lil time. There's three parts to it so even when it says you beat it..you didn't. Definitely requires walkthroughs tho

Maybe for YOU, Curtis!!!

I'm going to try it when I get home, though. I'm excited cause I haven't actually played this in super long.

Josh leave me alone

no

STARTING ON THE VIRTUAL CABIN AYE

That was a ride for sure

Oh I didn't realise you had to do something in the VC lol I checked it out for like a few mins and was done

Kat @ 30/12/2017 19:48

Oh I didn't realise you had to do something in the VC lol I checked it out for like a few mins and was done

Yeah there's a bunch of hidden puzzles around if you play with stuff. It's how you unlock the teasers for future content

ohhh snap update coming in a few days

ROY Jason is being released. Plus a new map, Pinehurst from the fifth movie. I'm surprised Roy is gonna be an actual Jason and not something exclusive for Paranoia. I guess they're posting an update on the status on Paranoia in about a week, I have a feeling it'll be delayed awhile

Here's Roy:



He isn't actually Jason for those who don't know, he's just a regular dude from the movie who's inspired by Jason's killings and becomes a copycat. Hedge trimmer should be a really brutal weapon

And here's Pinehurst: https://twitter.com/Friday13thGame/status/957006408037396480

The update is also gonna beef Jason up a bit. They're concerned that he doesn't feel scary anymore since people can run circles around him and beat him up with baseball bats, so they're making all Jasons a little bit faster and giving them more throwing knives. Also fixing grabbing a bit I think and maybe some other small things to give him a boost and make him feel more relentless

Why is Roy eating the counselor's ass in that grab kill?