Geeze, Curtis, you'd think you'd recognize your own dad.

I played this before! I think I only survived to teenager years once.

I'm not very good at this game.

I got kidnapped and murdered. Booo.

I was trying to play the Willis game. I'll have another go later.

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MacGratulations! Your product is accepted!!! You earn approximately $500,000 in Resources. You become an overnight legend in the fast food business.

Fuck you all I'm a high roller bitches!

I have 5$, no one will hire me because of my credentials, every relationship I enter into seems to end and almost every episode is some petty OMGJIMINVITEDYOUTOAPARTY shit. I gt pulled over for speeding once. When do I get to kill people or buy things?

I just got an ulcer. My life is so exciting.

And I died from the ulcer.

I'm getting all of my stats up to their highest point. Then I will turn on the little people and make them do my bidding.

Grimapple @ 27/2/2013 0:45

Bryce @ 27/2/2013 0:37 Grimapple @ 26/2/2013 23:35 I was kidnapped but the dude got foiled by a broken headlight. Well you got off lucky...I was tortured and died. ( ._.) Aww. That bitch gym teacher thinks making me do 50 squats will totally get rid of my fake menstrual cramps. That is some bullshit.

Grimapple @ 27/2/2013 0:49

I'm also too impulsive to be allowed at a boys' school for a month.

Both of these happened to me

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CRASH! The metal toy comes down right on your head. CRASH! Again! CRASH! Again! You are beginning to feel dizzy. You cry out. CRASH! CRASH! He finally stops but your head and face are covered with blood. His mother takes him away before either one of your parents can tell what happened. He was a problem child with very aggressive tendencies. He has done this to other children, too. You were treated unfairly.

My first encounter with Curtis.

I made it to my 60s...then I joined a softball team or something.

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That's the spirit! You try out for your position and make the STARTING TEAM. In the ninth inning, a high pop fly is hit directly to you. You thrust out your glove in an attempt to field the ball. The excitement of the play fills your whole body... The ball THUNKS solidly into the glove, knocking you off-balance. Your heart is beating furiously from the thrill of making the play. You feel happy and carefree, just like a child again. Suddenly, the field begins to fade and turn black. The last thing you see are players from both benches running out to greet you for making such a great play. Something's wrong. You can't run toward them. Your body and hands won't respond to your wishes, but instead of feeling frustration, you feel great peace. How you only wish you could have said good-bye.

My wife wouldn't have children for some reason...had to adopt in the end.

That's so tragic :(

THIS GAME LEAVES ME FEELING EMPTY

I tried again and this time decided to be a wonderful person and kind to everyone. I ended up in business, financially successful, happily married with two daughters, one adopted, and I lasted all the way to the final episode and finally died.

It was incredibly boring!

Though I did give my boss a heart attack and watch him die and get a bonus out of it. That was pretty cool.

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The kind of calmness you are trying to project is not part of your personality. You expend so much energy trying to appear calm that you act ineffectively. Your friend falls to his death.

Nothing but misery seems to happen in this game.

Also I wish the narrator would stop being snarky everytime I pick an unconventional choice.