Can you count to 3?

Ben @ 24/1/2018 16:35

Can you count to 3?

You’ll have to forgive me. I’m trying to not kill myself as I do homework with Sophie

Three Word Story IV

“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.

Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.

:primate: :primate: :primate:

Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -

KAPOW!

Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.

Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by

Three Word Story IV

“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.

Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.

:primate: :primate: :primate:

Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -

KAPOW!

Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.

Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense

Three Word Story IV

“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.

Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.

:primate: :primate: :primate:

Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -

KAPOW!

Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.

Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and

Three Word Story IV

“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.

Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.

:primate: :primate: :primate:

Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -

KAPOW!

Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.

Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants.

Three Word Story IV

“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.

Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.

:primate: :primate: :primate:

Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -

KAPOW!

Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.

Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue

Three Word Story IV

“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.

Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.

:primate: :primate: :primate:

Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -

KAPOW!

Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.

Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow, owned by

Three Word Story IV

“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.

Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.

:primate: :primate: :primate:

Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -

KAPOW!

Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.

Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow, owned by Christian, the evil

Three Word Story IV

“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.

Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.

:primate: :primate: :primate:

Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -

KAPOW!

Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.

Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow, owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed

Three Word Story IV

“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.

Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.

:primate: :primate: :primate:

Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -

KAPOW!

Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.

Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow, owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly

Three Word Story IV

“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.

Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.

:primate: :primate: :primate:

Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -

KAPOW!

Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.

Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.

BAM!

Rose

Three Word Story IV

“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.

Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.

:primate: :primate: :primate:

Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -

KAPOW!

Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.

Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.

BAM!

Rose urinated all over

Three Word Story IV

“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.

Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.

:primate: :primate: :primate:

Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -

KAPOW!

Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.

Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.

BAM!

Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before

Three Word Story IV

“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.

Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.

:primate: :primate: :primate:

Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -

KAPOW!

Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.

Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.

BAM!

Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able