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wikey
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| Post #46: 5th Oct 2016 3:00 PM | |
This is wonderful. I think he might be a genius | | |
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vladykins
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| Post #47: 5th Oct 2016 3:02 PM | |
I think I am now chatting with Wikey in the chat box. | | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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wikey
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| Post #48: 5th Oct 2016 3:07 PM | |
Nope, not me!
Also:
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| Hamlet is the cloud and the clown maybe is the wife and WiFi too |
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vladykins
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| Post #49: 5th Oct 2016 3:13 PM | |
LOL- you aren't "Alien"?
I'm posting on otis' behalf. | | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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wikey
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| Post #50: 5th Oct 2016 3:16 PM | |
No I'm not alien
I would never dream of reviving a dead meme like "all your base are belong to us"
I'm actually concerned about how the real Otis will react to these unwelcome visitors to his chatbox. I checked the date on his latest posts, and they were made just minutes before we started talking! | | |
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vladykins
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| Post #51: 5th Oct 2016 3:20 PM | |
Too bad I have to leave work soon; hoping for a fun reaction there. | | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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dr
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| Post #52: 5th Oct 2016 3:22 PM | |
First rule should be observe, don't touch!
you guys are shitty aliens | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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vladykins
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| Post #53: 5th Oct 2016 3:29 PM | |
I'm not an alien, I'm anoonymoous. | | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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wikey
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| Post #54: 6th Oct 2016 7:52 PM | |
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Dear Sir,
There is no need for me to travel to your property, If needs be I can send to you all the equipment by post and link you up to the system remotely.
I offer several levels of protection depending on the situation and how much of a problem the aliens want to cause. The system works via WiFi connectivity. We remotely connect to the WiFi in the area needing protection and this usually is enough to deter minor aliens. For this we need to know your WiFi provider and secondly we require a few digital photos of the affected area as well as your address.
If this does not work, I will then send out boosting materials which will our "Olympus Shield" and provide a stronger shield.
There are further options but I hope these are not needed.
Best Regards
Otis |
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dr
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| Post #55: 6th Oct 2016 9:13 PM | |
Otis is always unfailingly helpful. Hrs a good man | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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Zersch
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| Post #56: 7th Oct 2016 2:12 AM | |
Tell him you're going to need to elevate this situation right to the Olympus Shield level if not higher. These aren't just minor aliens that are harassing the Wikey homestead, after all. Go grab some inflatable Halloween alien decorations and set them up around your yard and take some pictures. Tell Otis you can tell by the way they side eye you when you leave home in the mornings that you're dealing with some real dastardly characters here.
Feign helplessness, ask if changing your Wifi network name to ALIENS PLEASE GO AWAY will deter them at all until you can get the appropriate equipment from otis booard. Also be sure to express vague suspicion that your WiFi is maybe the wife, maybe the clown too. If all of that fails to pique his interest, tell him you caught some video of the aliens on your property and mail him a copy of Fire in the Sky on DVD. | |
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vladykins
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| Post #57: 7th Oct 2016 7:03 AM | |
Let Otis know that you woke up this morning to a group of Greys looking to pet your cat laying on your bed. The issue is you were sleeping at the time.
While you don't have an issue with them petting your cat, you prefer they do it when you are not still sleeping. So you need a system that can be turned on while you are sleeping and back off again when not, preferably something with a Windows Phone app.
| | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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Curtis
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| Post #58: 7th Oct 2016 11:39 AM | |
Tell Otis you're not sure you can trust him and that you're gonna need proof from him that he's not an alien | |
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wikey
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| Post #59: 7th Oct 2016 2:00 PM | |
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Curtis
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| Post #60: 7th Oct 2016 2:02 PM | |
Do not physically challenge them!
This is hysterical | |
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