MURDER IN THE AMAZON
THE STORY OF FE 50 YEARS FROM TODAY
Leos had been wandering around the Amazon, alone, ever since he received his Garyface-sealed envelope. He was much older now, but still a raging alcoholic. And unfortunately for him, he was running very low on liquor.
Leos mumbled to himself as he ragefaced through some of the dense jungle shrubbery.
Punching through some branches, there it was...
The laboratory his note told him to go to.
Where was everyone? Surely he couldn't be the only one who traveled this for the FE treasure...
Leos approached the building.. to take a piss on the wall.
Forgetting to re-zip his pants, he walked over to a metal door, pulling it open. Inside it was pitch black, but he had gone this far and wasn't turning back now.
He stepped inside and the door slammed shut behind him.
A red light suddenly flashed on. It was so bright, it blinded him.
An alarm began to sound and Leos raised his hands in the air, terrified.
"I JUST WANT FE TREASURE!" he shouted.
Suddenly the floor below him gave way and he found himself falling into a trap door. He slid down a chute into a small tube, just barely big enough for him to fit in. The red lights continued to flash in his face. And now he was stuck in this tube, no way out.
A screen turned on in front of him. An ominous voice began to read the words onscreen.
The screen flashed again, displaying new words.
"WELCOME TO LABYRINTH: AMAZON"
"THE TREASURE OF FE AWAITS YOU."
"BUT FIRST. YOU MUST FIND IT."
"YOU ARE THE DRUNK OF FE. LOVED BUT NOT RESPECTED."
"TODAY, THIS CHANGES."
"YOUR ROLE IS TO KILL EVERYONE."
"SUCCEED. AND THE TREASURE IS YOURS."
Leos was in shock.... Suddenly a door opened and in front of him lay a knapsack. He opened it up and inside was a machete and 2 bottles of tequila."
Leos wielded the machete, took a swig of tequila, smiled, and made his way into the Amazon.....
