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| Did I live and not make the season 2 cast? |
You are part of Zersch crew.....So yes you are in season 2.
| As the group walks through the jungle following Vernon lead. Boc takes a look around the group. He sees Bryce and Dylan arguing about who can run faster, Patrick is stumbling around barely being able to move forward and Bella walking side by side with Rob flipping him off the entire time.
Kiwi walks up next to Natalie and reaches his hand out. She grabs his hand and they both look at each other and smile. Patrick sees them doing this and thinks it is a buddy system and reaches out for Nofo hand. Nofo gives him a confused look and walks faster as Patrick frowns.
"Can we PLEASE take a moment to rest I am worn out!" Patrick whines.
"We really should take a moment to stop Vernon" Rose says.
Vernon grunts before waving his hands up in the air agreeing to stop. The group lets out a collected sigh in relief and begin all sitting down. Boc crouches down with Curtis. As Curtis sees a cross necklace around Boc's neck.
"Never took you as a jesus loving guy."
Boc smirks "Well you got to believe in something ya know. Otherwise we are just a bunch of lost souls walking around."
Mal walks over and high fives Curtis and gives Boc a fist pound.
"Fuck guys I think coming out here was a bad idea. I mean Vernon don't know shit about shit. We are just walking in circles yanking our dicks out here ya know?"
"Well it has not been a total waste so far though. I mean we have found some berries to eat." Boc says while eating some of the berries.
"Nigga those could be bad for you for all we know!"
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Dylan walks over to where Natalie is sitting at. He crouches down and grabs one of her feet. She yanks it away quickly.
"What on earth are you doing!" she whispers so Kiwi does not hear her.
"I saw you kinda limping a little I figured maybe a foot massage may help."
"That is sweet but I am fine I swear."
"You sure?"
"She is sure" Kiwi says while standing behind Dylan.
Dylan stands up and looks at Kiwi eye to eye. Kiwi smiles and reaches out his hand. They shake hands.
"I appreciate you checking on my wife though but I got it handled." he says and pats Dylan on the shoulder.
Dylan walks over to where Rob is standing there giggling at him. They both lean against the tree looking over at Kiwi rubbing Natalie foot.
"You still trying to hit that despite us being stranded on an island?" Rob laughs.
"It's is not like that.......well I mean it is but I don't know just something about her. I won't get rid of this feeling till I bang her most likely."
"That a boy Dylan. Good to see someone has their head on straight out here." Rob states sarcastically.
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Patrick wonders off into the jungle a little bit to go take a piss. He looks around before whipping it out. He begins pissing giving a grunting relief as if he had been holding it in for years. He hears something up above him. He looks up above in the trees as all he sees is leafs falling down. He brushes it off as nothing. He zips up his pants and starts heading back while whistling a tune he had stuck in his head all day.
All the sudden a baboon jumps out of the trees and infront of Patrick. It stands up fully being way taller and bigger then Patrick or any monkey he has ever seen. He looks around to see 20 other massive baboons around him. The baboon starts to show off his razor sharp teeth as it is breathing heavily. Patrick starts to back up slowly. The baboon lets out a massive roar. Patrick freaks out and begins running back to the group as fast as possible with the 21 other baboons chasing him.
He sees the group and starts screaming.
"GUYS WE GOT TO RUN!"
The group ignores him though as Bryce shrugs him off. "Stupid druggy"
Rose sees the massive baboons running behind Patrick. She stands up and starts moving. ".....ummm guys we should probably run."
The group all then realizes the giant baboons headed their way. They get up and start running. Nofo while running yells out to JJ. "Those are some big ass monkeys somebody toss them a bananna fast!"
Patrick begins to run out of breath. He slows down and stops for a moment coughing and breathing heavily. One of the baboons swings down from the trees and grabs him by the arm. It tosses him in the air to other baboons who catch him mid air. They begin ripping his limps off and beating him with it.
Rose could head his screams from a far as she mumbled to herself. "Jesus christ"
Vernon keeps running but trips over a branch. Before he could get up though the branch all the sudden clamps down on his ankle trapping him. He freaks out and begins to try pulling the branch off but from his angle has no luck. He starts yelling for help. But Natalie and Kiwi just run right past him without even blinking. Finally Perry sees his friend in trouble and runs over.
He starts trying to rip the branch out as Vernon yells for him to hurry up as he sees the baboons closing in on them. "Bro hurry up hurry up hurry up."
"IM TRYING SHUT THE FUCK UP."
One of the baboons closes in on them and jumps in the air to attack Vernon. Perry pulls out his flare gun and shoots the baboon in the face. The baboon falls to the ground quickly and scampers off. Perry rips the branch off quickly and they both begin to run.
Dylan and Curtis were ahead of the entire group before coming to a complete halt. They had it an edge next to a waterfall. Dylan looks all the way down and it was a long drop it a rapid river.
"Maybe there is a way around" Curtis says while looking around him.
Before they could even look they see Perry, Vernon and Rob running over to them. Curtis tries to tell them to stop but they just ignore him and jump off the cliff without even looking at what was down below them. The three hit the water as the rapids moved them along. Curtis shrugs and backs up a little and jumps off also into the river.
Dylan stays up top to signal the others to jump down. Boc, Bella, Bryce, JJ and Mal all run up next and jumps off the cliff. Kiwi, Natalie and a exhausted Nofo follow them with Dylan jumping behind them. When they hit the river the rapids begin shoving them down the river quickly. Kiwi tried to swim but ran straight into a rock knocking him out cold. Natalie tries to reach for him but can not and the water starts pushing her further. She sees the rest of the group on the shore. She looks back in front of her to see she was about to hit a rock. She closes her eyes and gets ready for impact.
But right then Dylan yanks her out of the way just in time.
"Climb onto my back Natalie!"
She climbs on his back and he begins swimming against the current to the shore. Right as he gets close Boc grabs his hand and pulls him in. They see Kiwi body floating further down the river.
"Someone needs to help him!" Natalie cries out.
Mal takes off his shirt without hesitation and jumps in. He swims over to Kiwi and grabs a hold of him. He begins thinking of what a horrible idea this was. He starts trying to swim against the current also but with only one hand. The current was too much for him to swim against while holding a knocked out Kiwi.
"I can't hold onto him!"
Boc jumps in the river and swims over. They both grab Kiwi and swim him back to shore. When they get back Mal begins to throw up all the water he swallowed. Curtis runs over and hugs his friend tightly.
"You crazy dumb bastard!"
"Pretty sure you are the bastard Curtis"
As Boc was catching his breath he looks around at the group. He notices they are missing a member.
"Where the hell is Nofo?"
Rose points west. The group looks over and sees Nofo did not land in the water but instead landed on some boulders. He body was shattered to pieces as his head was cracked open. They look up above to see the baboons jumping up and down not being able to jump down.
Bella runs over and slaps Vernon and begins to hit his chest. "This is all your fault! You stupid dickhead. We should have stayed on the beach."
Vernon laughs her off. Rob comes over and pulls her away from Vernon.
"You can always go back to the beach assuming you can even find your way back at this point." Rob points out to Bella.
"I think what Bella is saying is Vernon is a horrible leader. I say we elect a new leader." Curtis says.
"Oh you would like that wouldn't you Curtis! I bet you want to be the leader. Well there is no way Vernon follows you."
Boc looks around then stands up. "I will be the leader."
The groups looks all at each other. It seemed as if everyone was ok with Boc being the new leader except Vernon who was still saying naw naw naw.
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As the group was getting ready and drying off before walking again Natalie walked over to Vernon.
"Vernon I just wanted to say I am soooo sorry for not helping you back there.."
"I think you mean sorry for that AND not back me up on being leader which is still bullshit by the way. I mean this whole thing was my idea!"
".....Well I am not sorry for not backing you up cause I think Boc will do better. But I am sorry for not helping you. Just please don't hate me."
"Show me your tits and I won't hate you...."
"I am not going to do that Vernon."
"Then fuck you Natalie and your husband that is named after a fruit!"
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Perry, Dylan and Mal sat together and were squeezing the water out of the shirts.
"Yo man they should call us the hero squad right here playa." Mal points out.
Dylan and Perry laugh.
"Im no hero man just a guy saving his friend. He says the branch clamped down on him though. I think he is fucking losing it. I mean I love the guy and we have been best friends forever but plants don't just randomly move." Perry laughs.
"........Those were for sure not normal size baboons though. Trust me I watch the discovery channel and those things were massive."
Rob walks over after overhearing Dylan.
"So what you are saying Dylan is if we run into an actual gorilla it will be king kong size?"
"That shit would be dope man." Mal says
A little away they hear Boc yelling for the group to get ready they are heading out.
| Continuity Error Alert: Rob would totally have thrown Bella to the monkeys. | 
