Day One Vote Count

Gmaj (3/9): Ahoda, Curtis, 317
Jamie (2/9): John Snav, Stargate
317 (1/9): Farlig
John Snav (1/9): Lamps



Deadline 9pm eastern

I can confidently say that the older gentleman from Florida, the pole climber and grandma Carol all make me very insecure for absolutely no reason, which must mean they are bad guys.

They are hiding something.

I believe that John Snav and Santa Claus are just jealous of Glory because she's a strong black woman and there's nothing else going on there.

I have no further observations.

Except that Karen is also an obvious villain.

##vote Karen

I am inclined to vote for Glory they are far too quiet for my tastes!

Gosh darn it Church went long today. He is RISEN! I can offer my clairvoyant skills, I have helped the local deputies many a times to solve such crimes as to who took a penny but didn’t leave a penny at the gas station and who kept defaming the cemetery statues with white splotches. But in the mean time, may I pitch you my latest invention? It came to me one morning while I was scrubbing my garden of eden. Wouldn’t it be nice to read the bible in the shower? But also use it as a loofa? That way you can wash your sins away WITH Jesus. And if you don’t want to invest in that, I have many more ideas that need a bit of backing

I can see my fellow girl bosses from the community centre are not playing, those executive directors are too busy CASHING in on being the best in town at selling euphoric candles. I also invented something similar but haven’t got it off the ground yet. I’m DVRing Shark Tank to be here. Need to know what awful ideas they keep accepting to be on TV but have yet to ask Glory to make an appearance

Herm @ 31/3/2024 16:13

I can confidently say that the older gentleman from Florida, the pole climber and grandma Carol all make me very insecure for absolutely no reason, which must mean they are bad guys. They are hiding something. I believe that John Snav and Santa Claus are just jealous of Glory because she's a strong black woman and there's nothing else going on there. I have no further observations. Except that Karen is also an obvious villain. ##vote Karen

Black? Oh heavens no dear. I’m paler than a Nuns buttocks. My neighbour Gloria is a delightful african american lady, perhaps you meant her

Another invention is a bedside lamp that also doubles as a magnifying glass so you can see what time you set your alarm. You know those phones have such small font even when you adjust the size to begin with! Any takers?

Perhaps this muggle is too evil to be a dark wizard!

##unvote Jamie

I never doubted Glory she is a good Christian woman.

Would anyone be so kind as to pour me a glass of sherry while I look for clues in the library?

Where is the pole guy to tell me who hasn't shown up yet

Just gmaj I think

Say less

##vote Gmaj

A Slytherin?

##vote Gmaj

##vote gmaj

Can’t invest in my inventions if you aren’t around. I’m looking for $250,000 for 30% of my product