If Curtis is telling the truth, then I could see jacob being the other fox.

I don’t see Curtis thinking Alicia is the most attractive survivor.

Penner @ 8/2/2021 5:07

Who is Jango and why would Vern want to swap with them?

Jango's a snowman. Escape covid, party, be a tourist?

Rodney @ 8/2/2021 8:30

Alicia is very unlikeable and based on jacobs answer and me knowing Jacob, I think the fox Q is most attractive. Unfortunately for young Curtis, Alicia is as hot as she is a bitch. Anyone know if curt likes the thicc'ums?

She’s disgusting

Not a CHAAAANCE I would choose her for hottest

I would say KC/Jacob

Bro I chose Katie BECAUSE she was the hottest

anyone who knows anything about my taste in Survivor characters knows that all my favorites are men.

Even beyond the Yau-Man/Butch/James Miller tier, my next favorites include Jay, Erik R, Erik H, Dave Ball, Chris Daugherty, Bob Dawg. You have to go down to the 10-15 range before you find a woman, Lydia Morales, who I find kind of quirky and fun, but at that point, I just went with the one I found most attractive, and also underrated, because you obviously could make the argument that I wouldn't mind having her on my TV screen again

check literally all my other answers

Like, the first one, I feel like I might be THE most safe person. I chose ALL the options that weren't "maggot-infested" or a literal well-developed bird fetus

Jacob Who Plays ORGs @ 8/2/2021 8:45

Bro I chose Katie BECAUSE she was the hottest anyone who knows anything about my taste in Survivor characters knows that all my favorites are men. Even beyond the Yau-Man/Butch/James Miller tier, my next favorites include Jay, Erik R, Erik H, Dave Ball, Chris Daugherty, Bob Dawg. You have to go down to the 10-15 range before you find a woman, Lydia Morales, who I find kind of quirky and fun, but at that point, I just went with the one I found most attractive, and also underrated, because you obviously could make the argument that I wouldn't mind having her on my TV screen again check literally all my other answers Like, the first one, I feel like I might be THE most safe person. I chose ALL the options that weren't "maggot-infested" or a literal well-developed bird fetus

Merc!

Curtis @ 8/2/2021 8:40

Rodney @ 8/2/2021 8:30 Alicia is very unlikeable and based on jacobs answer and me knowing Jacob, I think the fox Q is most attractive. Unfortunately for young Curtis, Alicia is as hot as she is a bitch. Anyone know if curt likes the thicc'ums? She’s disgusting Not a CHAAAANCE I would choose her for hottest

Don't bring that disrespect in here

Gl explaining merc, Jacob

Rodney @ 8/2/2021 8:48

Curtis @ 8/2/2021 8:40 Rodney @ 8/2/2021 8:30 Alicia is very unlikeable and based on jacobs answer and me knowing Jacob, I think the fox Q is most attractive. Unfortunately for young Curtis, Alicia is as hot as she is a bitch. Anyone know if curt likes the thicc'ums? She’s disgusting Not a CHAAAANCE I would choose her for hottest Don't bring that disrespect in here

🤮🤮🤮

Curtis @ 8/2/2021 8:47

Jacob Who Plays ORGs @ 8/2/2021 8:45 Bro I chose Katie BECAUSE she was the hottest anyone who knows anything about my taste in Survivor characters knows that all my favorites are men. Even beyond the Yau-Man/Butch/James Miller tier, my next favorites include Jay, Erik R, Erik H, Dave Ball, Chris Daugherty, Bob Dawg. You have to go down to the 10-15 range before you find a woman, Lydia Morales, who I find kind of quirky and fun, but at that point, I just went with the one I found most attractive, and also underrated, because you obviously could make the argument that I wouldn't mind having her on my TV screen again check literally all my other answers Like, the first one, I feel like I might be THE most safe person. I chose ALL the options that weren't "maggot-infested" or a literal well-developed bird fetus Merc!

Oh right! Ok, well let's list the FEers whose lives I know ANYTHING about:

Rodney - works for insurance company or whatever - no
Curtis - eats 5 foods - no
Penner - no
Ahoda - has kids - no
Maddie - works some government job that is either boring and bureacratic or stressful or both - no
Dylan - works as an engineer - ew no
KC - works in retail - i worked in retail for too long. no
Mal - chicken killer - no
Lamps - exotic European locale - maybe
Merc - even MORE exotic European locale - maybe

In the end, it came down to Merc or Lamps and I chose Merc because Iceland seems more interesting than the Netherlands. I'm not sure, based on who you know that I know, what would have been a more suitable alternative lol

Merc lives in California

Curtis @ 8/2/2021 8:54

Merc lives in California

WHAT

genuinely did not know this

At the same time, it's like, what else am I going to choose Merc for?? That's such an oddly specific answer lol like...I feel like he's a pretty middle of the road choice for me for most things as someone who barely knows him?

I like that.


Honestly thanks for trying

explain the grease jar and why tf it exists