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Post #571: 1st Aug 2013 2:52 PM 
Paulus @ 1/8/2013 6:20
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/jul/30/penis-toaster-message-fire-brigade-fiftyshadesofred

An important message.


Appreciate the warning, shouldn't be a problem lol

But this quote "And a lot of handcuffs." Do you know the looks you get when you have a handcuff key on your key ring? Do you?! It's terribly embarrassing. Husband has been threatened to stop leaving me his work keys. Not sure what's worse, me with the cuff key or the check out guy that knew what it was. :$
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Post #572: 1st Aug 2013 7:03 PM 
everyone, im at work and something crazy happened just now.

See i work at a logistics company (until I start my new job next year in what I studied for) and was providing a quote for some chump. When I provide quotes I have to look at maps to price the move... but just now at the corner of my eye I noticed this...

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thats right...

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discuss.
 
   
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Post #573: 1st Aug 2013 7:36 PM 
FE Meetup location
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Post #574: 1st Aug 2013 10:09 PM 
I don't get it
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Post #575: 1st Aug 2013 10:47 PM 
lagoon fool
 
   
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Post #576: 1st Aug 2013 10:49 PM 
OH!
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Post #577: 1st Aug 2013 10:49 PM 
...? (:
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Post #579: 6th Aug 2013 12:26 AM 
Kru @ 2/8/2013 12:29
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-23538771

rly?

lol.

i wasn't going to assault that old lady, but it was raining, mah hands were tied
 
   
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Post #580: 9th Aug 2013 2:28 AM 
There's an actual CSI car outside my home.

wat do?
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Post #581: 9th Aug 2013 2:35 AM 
Go out there and slash the tires. Give them another mystery to solve.
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Post #582: 9th Aug 2013 4:17 AM 
and shit in the air filter
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

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Post #583: 12th Aug 2013 1:35 PM 
A lesson without pain is meaningless. That's because no one can gain without sacrificing something. But by enduring that pain and overcoming it, he shall obtain a powerful, unmatched heart. A fullmetal heart.
   
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Post #584: 12th Aug 2013 1:57 PM 
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Post #585: 12th Aug 2013 3:37 PM 
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“They bite because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth,” he told the paper.


Why am I laughing so hard?
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