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Post #5611: 19th Jan 2015 4:08 PM 
Vic @ 19/1/2015 22:53
There was a cat that would always hang around my dad's sandwich shop down the shore and we would feed it and whatnot. One day I was on break and was petting the cat because I assumed they liked to be pet and the thing jump at me and scratch me all down my arm. I haven't liked cats since


Did you pet it on the belly?
 
   
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Post #5612: 19th Jan 2015 4:15 PM 
Cats do not always like to be petted, sometimes they shrug away and other times they don't.

Anyway, the reason why I like cats more than dogs is that dogs are usually a 24/7 responsibility and a cat is more likely to take care of itself. Dogs probably love you more, but cats are so much cuter lol.
 
   
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Post #5613: 19th Jan 2015 4:42 PM 
Cats look evil.

Dogs look lovable.

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Post #5614: 19th Jan 2015 4:49 PM 
Vic @ 19/1/2015 15:53
There was a cat that would always hang around my dad's sandwich shop down the shore and we would feed it and whatnot. One day I was on break and was petting the cat because I assumed they liked to be pet and the thing jump at me and scratch me all down my arm. I haven't liked cats since


That's called feral. Big mistake to touch it.
 
   
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Post #5615: 19th Jan 2015 4:49 PM 
Dylan @ 19/1/2015 16:42
Cats look evil.

Dogs look lovable.

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True but dogs stink.
 
   
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Post #5616: 19th Jan 2015 4:51 PM 
So do cats (:

But hell you're used to the smell.
 
   
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Post #5617: 19th Jan 2015 4:51 PM 
Dogs are fucking annoying when you walk past them on the street. Trying to jump on you all the time. Small ones have napoleon complexes and the big ones can be scary as fack

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Post #5618: 19th Jan 2015 5:02 PM 
I'm with Shadow. If I want something that has to be carted around everywhere I go, paid constant attention to, makes noise all night while I'm trying to sleep, and emits crap which I must clean up on a regular basis, I'll have a child.
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Post #5619: 19th Jan 2015 5:04 PM 
I could not imagine having to walk every day so it can poo poo


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Post #5620: 19th Jan 2015 5:12 PM 
It isn't a problem if you have a yard for it to shit and piss in. (:
 
   
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Post #5621: 19th Jan 2015 5:14 PM 
Shadow @ 19/1/2015 18:04
I could not imagine having to walk every day so it can poo poo



They make pads that you can have your dog go on, but I'd rather try litter training.
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Post #5622: 19th Jan 2015 5:32 PM 
Rob of 2015 @ 19/1/2015 17:02
I'm with Shadow. If I want something that has to be carted around everywhere I go, paid constant attention to, makes noise all night while I'm trying to sleep, and emits crap which I must clean up on a regular basis, I'll have a child.

You raise kids to be independent, dogs are a commitment as long as they live.
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Post #5623: 19th Jan 2015 5:53 PM 
Mike Vick got sent to prison for killing dogs, he would have won a Purple Heart for killing cats.
 
   
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Post #5624: 19th Jan 2015 5:55 PM 
Natalie @ 19/1/2015 16:32
Rob of 2015 @ 19/1/2015 17:02
I'm with Shadow. If I want something that has to be carted around everywhere I go, paid constant attention to, makes noise all night while I'm trying to sleep, and emits crap which I must clean up on a regular basis, I'll have a child.

You raise kids to be independent, dogs are a commitment as long as they live.


So...

The reward for successfully raising a child is that it becomes independent and makes its own way in the world while still loving you. Like a cat.

The penalty for raising a kid wrong is that he lives in your basement until he's thirty and forces you to take care of him forever. Like a dog.
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Post #5625: 19th Jan 2015 5:56 PM 
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