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JJ
Pig
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| Post #5581: 17th Jan 2015 3:37 PM | |
I thought about this lol (I'm also watching Orange is the New Black so not a surprising thought to pop into my head) :P ) | | |
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Herm
Definitely not a Quran Burner
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| Post #5582: 17th Jan 2015 3:48 PM | |
I googled this and found a site on the "internet" with pet owners giving advice such as don't pull it out because it might kill your pet and if you pull it out it might strangle your cat's intestines.
I'm gonna pretend it's a tampoon for now. | | |
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Chris25
Head of Human Resources
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| Post #5583: 17th Jan 2015 3:53 PM | |
So i was at work yesterday and I was having a conversation with one of the store's employees (as i do not work FOR the store)
At first we were just kinda joking around talking about dating girls and shit, then the conversation took a turn towards rape and whether or not its rape if you're dating someone exclusively/ married to that person.
He made the joke that like 50+ years ago you couldn't rape your wife because a dude would basically own her and she was more like property than a person but now if you did it, you'd be fucked.
I however discovered a loophole (not that i would ever rape anyone, let alone someone i was married to BUT)
I don't think a dude could get convicted of raping his wife if when they said their marriage vows she vowed to honor and obey, because if she was actually obeying his wishes to have sex, then it couldn't possibly be rape.
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Korru
Shitlord
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| Post #5584: 17th Jan 2015 5:40 PM | |
Nowadays you could get convicted for rape by just looking at somebody. (: | | |
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Igor
Minotaur
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| Post #5585: 17th Jan 2015 11:19 PM | |
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| Nowadays you could get convicted for rape by just looking at somebody. (: |
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #5586: 18th Jan 2015 12:17 AM | |
Mahalo mothafuckas | --------------------
Of the people, for the people!
YAW YAW YAW WINNER OF FELL GUYS! |
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #5587: 18th Jan 2015 12:17 AM | |
What a dayyyhthh | --------------------
Of the people, for the people!
YAW YAW YAW WINNER OF FELL GUYS! |
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #5588: 18th Jan 2015 12:17 AM | |
Vern for mod vote bitch | --------------------
Of the people, for the people!
YAW YAW YAW WINNER OF FELL GUYS! |
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Herm
Definitely not a Quran Burner
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| Post #5589: 18th Jan 2015 12:18 AM | |
How's things with you and your travelpartner? | | |
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Patrick
Sole Survivor
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| Post #5590: 18th Jan 2015 12:42 AM | |
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That's why cats are the best pets.
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I never cared much for cats until I moved in with my girlfriend [and her cat]. We now have a second cat. They're amazing.
I want to get a dog too, but we can't have one in our apartment building so we have to wait until we buy a house.
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Moose
HYHOTCAMMORPGFFXIV? WAEFTWYCPTTEOARRATAWHEUTL60FFWNROP
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| Post #5591: 18th Jan 2015 1:58 AM | |
Shiki's new cat is an asshole. I thought I was going to die when I was over earlier today. | |
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Shadow
Mr. Cat
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| Post #5592: 18th Jan 2015 6:31 AM | |
Aside from Bruce, Linda says she’s had relationships with both a plane and a locomotive. | |
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Korru
Shitlord
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| Post #5593: 18th Jan 2015 6:55 AM | |
Cats suck, they wander off and get run over and my dog hates them too. | | |
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Grimapple
The Queen of FE
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| Post #5594: 18th Jan 2015 10:41 AM | |
Cats are fab. | |
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Mercator
The Last Snowcrab
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| Post #5595: 18th Jan 2015 11:44 PM | |
Being loved by your dog is like winning the special Olympics while being loved by your cat is like winning the Olympics. | |
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