Tell them that the moon is a hologram like other people believe.

Herm @ 16/1/2015 3:55

Oh my god, I'm getting fed up with this weather. It's a never ending cycle of wind, rain and snow. Make it stop! It feels like it's been like this every day for weeks now.

move south

THE MOON IS A CHEESE SATELITTE. IT SAID SO ON GOOGLE.

I just stitched up an Arkansian (?) girl who cut herself with glass. It had been a while since I've spoken in English. Gladly it wasn't fatal (I mean my English)

Darth Lego @ 16/1/2015 18:50

I just stitched up an Arkansian (?) girl who cut herself with glass. It had been a while since I've spoken in English. Gladly it wasn't fatal (I mean my English)

Arkansan

Some states have annoying ones like Massachusetts, so instead we just call them Massholes. :D Also lol New Mexico

My sister drove up from school to visit for a few hours. We had a second Christmas basically because my girlfriend and I weren't able to travel home due to her work schedule. My sister brought all the gifts from my family back to school with her and then drove up here for a visit. We did lunch as well. Pretty good day considering my sister and I rarely seem to get along. Quite pleasant.

the moon is a star

LOL

Shadow @ 16/1/2015 19:46

the moon is a star LOL

Wut.

That's no moon, it's a space station.

just bought this on amazon for $124 bucks

sometimes I wish I didn't have a credit card

http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00N0XY5ZU/ref=gb1h_img_m-7_6442_7696f11a?smid=A3DWYIK6Y9EEQB&pf_rd_m=A3DWYIK6Y9EEQB&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-7&pf_rd_r=17CZSNWV2WW6DBWDQ7C1&pf_rd_i=1265255011&pf_rd_p=2008236442

I believe my phone has died. It's really sad how much not having it to read little articles and stuff as I lay down for bed is hindering my ability to fall asleep at all.

I'm at work but I think I'm gonna try to go home because my period's making me feel like shit.

dr @ 17/1/2015 7:04

I believe my phone has died. It's really sad how much not having it to read little articles and stuff as I lay down for bed is hindering my ability to fall asleep at all.

:(

dr @ 17/1/2015 13:04

I believe my phone has died. It's really sad how much not having it to read little articles and stuff as I lay down for bed is hindering my ability to fall asleep at all.

Maybe this can help:

1. Read a boring book
2. Drink hot milk
3. Drink liquor
4. Drink hot milk with liquor mixed in.
5. Listen to some asshole on youtube rant about philosophy (bonus points if he/she is British, their accents are boring to listen)
6. Take drugs
7. Jump off the window
8. Have grandma tell you a bedtime story... wait... NO, THAT WOULD BE ENTERTAINING.

Kru @ 17/1/2015 10:04

dr @ 17/1/2015 13:04 I believe my phone has died. It's really sad how much not having it to read little articles and stuff as I lay down for bed is hindering my ability to fall asleep at all. Maybe this can help: 1. Read a boring book 2. Drink hot milk 3. Drink liquor 4. Drink hot milk with liquor mixed in. 5. Listen to some asshole on youtube rant about philosophy (bonus points if he/she is British, their accents are boring to listen) 6. Take drugs 7. Jump off the window 8. Have grandma tell you a bedtime story... wait... NO, THAT WOULD BE ENTERTAINING.

Better suggestion:
Have an orgasm

It's entertaining and will make you tired.