OH MY GOOD FUCKING CHRIST

What the FUCK is this shit between DS and Spin, and why the FUCK does my face hurt reading it?

Helios Garabandia @ 17/5/2017 17:14

OH MY GOOD FUCKING CHRIST What the FUCK is this shit between DS and Spin, and why the FUCK does my face hurt reading it?

It gets worse.

Helios saying how we all really feel tbh

vladykins @ 16/5/2017 22:20

If DS is really day cop and not vendetta voting, outing himself day 1 is pretty dumb to get one single scum and then become a target. If day cop, he would have been better off pushing on spin rather than claiming and doing so. At this point, I'd prefer to wait to see if scum kills DS- if so, then we'll have proof on spin. If not, then apparently DS isn't viewed as a threat. DS- I'm more interested in the result you supposedly got- how did it return?

...this is a bad post. If DS is telling the truth, then I'd fully expect town power to be on DS, protecting him, watching him, etc. Why would scum waste their time going after someone who is obviously going to be a magnet for town protection?

Vote Count:
Spin (8/15) - DS, Merc, Josh, Lamps, Lamps, Mittens, Badger, Lamps, Stephen, Badger, Josh, Herm
DS (5/15) - Timmah, Primate, Ahoda, Mittens, Badger, Josh, im317, Spin, Helios
Merc (2/15) - Angi, Boc
Curtis (1/15) - Sock
Josh (1/15) - Nofo
Patrick (1/15) - Ahoda
Stephen (0/15) - Primate, Stephen
Ahoda (0/15) - Nofo
Farlig (0/15) - Ahoda
Lamps (0/15) - Spin

thisisbad @ 16/5/2017 22:51

It's not even the meta of last game. It's the way it all went down. Most people with a day cop will prob give day 1 some time to develop before using a cop role on "the first person they saw post when they logged in". and then immediately post. People are going to question that.

Alternately, a day cop (or a cop of any kind, frankly) shouldn't be outing the results with only one result. With only one scan under your belt, how do you know if your scan is accurate? You could have some kind of hidden text fucking with your results, or your target could have some kind of active or passive ability that messes up your role!

At best, outing yourself with one scan gets you one dead scum. But then, you become generally useless because a) you're going to get killed, b) you're going to get roleblocked, or c) you're going to get redirected.

Day redirector would be a fun role.

#SoDopeMafia8

vladykins @ 17/5/2017 5:42

Shittier Ahoda @ 17/5/2017 2:39 Jesus Christ DS. If you really are day cop you really love to fuck the town over a barrel. I don't believe that's your role. I think you're jester or lyncher. Nothing you've done screams town and it's day fucking 1 This. I'd actually believe more that DS is lyncher who "conveniently" got spin as his target than day cop who just happened to randomly pick the first person he saw and OMG it happened to be the guy who killed him last game.

I...can buy this theory. Though, it's equally as convenient that Lyncher DS gets Spin as it is that Day Cop DS scanned Scum DS.

(and nobody uses Jester in a real game)

Darren Sanders @ 17/5/2017 8:02

This has all been a reaction test. Make day 1 great again.

...this better not fucking mean what I think it means.

Darren Sanders @ 17/5/2017 8:28

I hope he does flip scum though, that would be hilarious

oh what the fuck DS can you try playing to your win condition for once

thisisbad @ 17/5/2017 10:13

Is it weird that I don't want to agree with Spin right now, but i would totally lynch Lamps?

...the hell? Why the sudden Lamps switch?

this is entertaining

Darren Sanders @ 17/5/2017 11:21

I didn't lie, you just misinterpreted what I said because I made it to be misinterpreted

Darren Sanders @ 17/5/2017 11:23

Why would I do any of this if I was scum? Then weigh that against me actually being day cop on spin and then posture a question to the people voting me

DS.

Listen to me.

PLAY TO FUCKING WIN.

If you are daycop with a guilty, while I don't think it was the best move outing it that so soon, I get it.

But all this extra shit? All the going back and forth that you're doing? It doesn't help anyone, and it just makes everything muddy and unclear.

Town wants things to be as clear as possible. Scum wants there to be so much confusion and uncertainty.

Final Vote Count:
Spin (8/15) - DS, Merc, Josh, Lamps, Lamps, Mittens, Badger, Lamps, Stephen, Badger, Josh, Herm
DS (5/15) - Timmah, Primate, Ahoda, Mittens, Badger, Josh, im317, Spin, Helios
Merc (2/15) - Angi, Boc
Curtis (1/15) - Sock
Josh (1/15) - Nofo
Patrick (1/15) - Ahoda
Stephen (0/15) - Primate, Stephen
Ahoda (0/15) - Nofo
Farlig (0/15) - Ahoda
Lamps (0/15) - Spin


Spin has been lynched!

The tides had turned and the citizens of Pawnee were set on figuring out who was this mysterious committee and teach them a lesson. If you're going to attack Leslie Knope, you do it to her face and not behind her back.

"I'm a day cop and Spin is scum" piped DS immediately after the public forum settled. "He is definitely trying to recall Knope! Let's get him!"

"I'm not scum! You lie!" Spin declared. "This is all stemming from a previous public forum where you were upset that I got you kicked out."

"I don't hold grudges, you made a good move kicking me out" DS replied.

"Well ok" said Merc. "We get rid of spin and hopefully that starts the end of this committee!"

As the town gathered to get rid of Spin, some were calling bullshit on DS.

"This was a reaction test. Make public forums great again!... just kidding, it's totally spin. Lynch the bastard!"

"I'm not scum, I'm not mafia, I'm town! I'm JOAT! I'm going to prove it to you guys tonight, just trust me!" Spin begged for him life but the people were not buying it. They gathered around and held in down and just punched and punched until there was no life in his body.




Spin has died!

Spoiler

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Name: Jean-Ralphio Saperstein Alignment: TOWN Role: JOAT * * * * * ... wait that doesn't seem correct... Spoiler + Name: Jean-Ralphio Saperstein Alignment: 3rd Party (Chaos) Role: Chaos Team - Lyncher You are Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, Tom's best friend. You're slimy, obnoxious, irresponsible, and just a douche-bag. You make your money the old fashioned way, getting run over by a lexus. You are first introduced when you apply for the job as Ron's assistant and pretty sure had you got that job, Ron would have murdered you. You had a company with Tom (Entertainment 720) which was a total bust. You lie on your resume to get jobs, only to get fired almost immediately and at one time you were living at Tom's because ♫♬technically you were hoooomelessss♫♬. You share amazing advice such as "When life gives you lemons, you sell grandma's jewelry and go clubbing". You secretly have loved Leslie from the moment you met her. Awwww. Action: [REDACTED]

It is now Night 1. You have ~24 hours to send in all night actions (to the baby jamie christ account). The deadline for actions is tomorrow evening at 9PM EST.
(I'm not a good writer so forgive me. It may get better who knows)