Hope you're okay, Curt!

I knew something was off
Hope ur okay!

:ari: A trip to the store, ah yes, I need much Iceland beer because Massachushitts is so boring for us Iceland!

MEANWHILE AT THE PAGE RESIDENCE

:shawn: Brother! I need some diapers! Please HURRY I am going to explode!
:curtis: Not to worry Shawn my love! I will go to the store and get those diapers!
:shawn: My hero :love:

MEANWHILE AT THE STORE

:ari: Let's see here! Goodburger tell me which we like!!!! Rekjavic beer, Fjjjdjdjj brew, Dddddddjvikkkj ale???
:merc:
:jango: Guys I am taking a shit! !!! In the store!!!

SUDDENLY A DRUNK MAN STUMBLES FROM THE SHADOWS

:drunkleos: lemme tell ya! Whatcha *burps* want is... the uhh..... you want...... the budweiser! That's what ya want!

AND THEN THEY ALL DRANK ALL THE BUDWEISERS

:drunkleos: :jango: :ari:

:merc: Now that we are all good and drunk let us drive!

THEY IMMEDIATELY GET IN AN ACCIDENT

:curtis: I used to travel to stores, but settled for Rekjavic beer and diapers.

MEANWHILE

:vic: And that's how I took my first shit on my own stomach.

TEH END!

That might be your lamest post yet

I was just trying to help you tell the story, ya know, save you some time

wait so what happened curty

cliffhanger

Curtis @ 28/12/2014 16:05

Curtis @ 20/10/2014 10:13 I finally got my driver's license today YIPPEE! Just survived my first car accident! :curtis:

I like how you said "first". I hope there aren't more to follow.

Curtis @ 28/12/2014 17:05

Curtis @ 20/10/2014 10:13 I finally got my driver's license today YIPPEE! Just survived my first car accident! :curtis:

Sorry to hear that.

It's not very exciting. I was driving on the highway for the first (AND LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!) time, of course. An old fart started to merge right into me and apparently didn't see me. There was a car behind me, in front of me, and a guardrail to my left. I hit my horn as the guy was merging from my right and he forced me to clip the guardrail and shred against it. He bounced back into his lane and luckily the truck behind me didn't destroy me

I pulled over and a cop happened to be two cars behind me and saw it all so he pulled over too. We looked at the damage to my car, it was my stepdad's jeep so I was super nervous, but there's almost no real damage. It's just a large burn mark across the weird plastic side bumpers that his jeep has. It FELT way worse and the cop said it looked horrible and he was shocked that there wasn't more damage. He said he was surprised I didn't bounce off of the guardrail and get hit by the car behind me too, he said I was incredibly lucky

It was the worst at the time. First time driving on the highway and this happens. I thought I was RIP as it was happening

[QUOTE=Nofo ☭@28/12/2014 20:25]

Curtis @ 28/12/2014 17:05

Curtis @ 20/10/2014 10:13 I finally got my driver's license today YIPPEE! Just survived my first car accident! :curtis:

Sorry to hear that.[/QUOTE]

As I was typing the post I honestly thought to myself that you would post exactly this

Nofo ☭ @ 28/12/2014 21:25

Curtis @ 28/12/2014 17:05 Curtis @ 20/10/2014 10:13 I finally got my driver's license today YIPPEE! Just survived my first car accident! :curtis: Sorry to hear that.

I didn't mean that like it sounded. Glad you're alright!

You're right, that doesn't sound very exciting. :P Glad you're okay!

ty nofo

Did the old guy stop or drive away?