So you have a pig hand now?

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Boolshit; For things that don't deserve their own thread

It makes me laugh that Vernon posted all this in here when I read this.

Anyway Vernon, I want details! What happened?

I just got back to my dorm at around 4:30 PM. Left around 4:15 AM this morning from my hometown. Somewhere between Erie, PA and Cleveland, OH, the greyhound bus went under a bridge and something hit the bus (a brick possibly?). The windshield broke a little, so the bus driver pulled over. Not once did the bus driver ever spoke on the loud speaker about the incident. He pulled over. Apparently it's illegal to drive with a broken windshield (I heard on the bus). After waiting somewhere between 15-30 minutes when the bus driver was outside talking to his superior, we find out that they aren't sending another bus. We were closer to Erie than Cleveland when we stopped. The destination we're going to is Erie... what does the bus driver do? HE TURNS THE BUS AROUND AND DRIVES TO CLEVELAND! HE DOESN'T EVEN TELL US THIS! He told like a couple passengers that got out of their seats and walked outside the bus when we were stopped. So an hour and a half later, we are at Cleveland again! 3 and a half hours wasted for nothing! This also gives us one hour and thirty minutes of passengers bitching while the bus driver continues to say nothing. Some bitch about how the bus driver didn't allow the option of any passenger to ever leave when we were at the side of the road or ever pull at a rest stop to let somebody out. Some bitch about how the bus driver should have continued to drive to Erie instead of driving back to Cleveland as Erie was closer. Some bitch about the bus driver not telling us anything. Also, the customer call support center was closed because it's a Sunday. People bitch about that as well!

Update on the blowjob Skype story:

So my dad naturally tells my mom and she told me a few minutes ago, "You don't nee to speak to him ever again. He's a bad influence on you."

I should have said that she can't tell me to stop being friends with someone over something that can't be remembered.

My mom and dad scare me.

And some bitch about it to FE!

Yes, Leos! It's mostly a nostalgic thing for me. I played a lot of video games as a kid, and my parents always had Christmas music on from Thanksgiving til Christmas. So Christmas music reminds me of laying around and playing video games all day.

Moose @ 30/11/2014 17:16

Update on the blowjob Skype story: So my dad naturally tells my mom and she told me a few minutes ago, "You don't nee to speak to him ever again. He's a bad influence on you." I should have said that she can't tell me to stop being friends with someone over something that can't be remembered. My mom and dad scare me.

Welp moose, it was nice knowin ya

Chriseo and Moosiet

Y'all I been throwin up for days. Met a guy from Niger and I might have Ebola or something. Bout to board a plane to LA (update the news feed) and I'm fuckin dyin over here. This all happened after the thumb incident too.

I blame Helios

We need to get a nurse to accompany Vernon at all times.

Are you offering? Hot Cocnurse

I also almost got mugged over fried chicken. Wish I was kidding!

But then I said.


BITCH!!!! I AM CANDYLAND!!!!