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Post #4561: 5th Nov 2014 5:27 PM 
This gives me the idea to do the same to my office key and back door key! I also need a keychain
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Post #4562: 5th Nov 2014 5:37 PM 
It's a match made in heaven.
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Post #4563: 5th Nov 2014 5:49 PM 
A chair made me bleed today.

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Post #4564: 5th Nov 2014 5:57 PM 
Hot Cereal @ 5/11/2014 18:49
A chair made me bleed today.


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Post #4565: 5th Nov 2014 6:11 PM 
Curtis @ 5/11/2014 21:06
This makes me want to have kids even less


Fuck kids, fuck those little shits that mooch off of your money and throw you into the retirement home and take your house when you get old, fuck them.
 
   
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Post #4566: 5th Nov 2014 6:20 PM 
itsbrianyay @ 6/11/2014 0:13
so i got a key to the place i work at today, and needed to share it because it's so amazing.

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It's the key to the fuck chamber.
 
   
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Post #4567: 5th Nov 2014 9:07 PM 
Natalie @ 5/11/2014 13:26
I love the ones saying it's ok. My favorite is the one that seems to be convincing himself it really is ok each time he says it. So precious.

I totally agree, that older one was just...wow. No way would I be proud to share that, instead we would be learning some valuable lessons about how to behave. My kid talk to me like that, he'd lose a whole lot more than his candy.


If my parents had taken all my candy when i was a kid i would have legit broke shit.

When i was in middle school my parents thought it would be funny to give my brother, my sister and myself like baby forks and knives with our dinner and like sippy cups because they had done something to piss us off at some point (i dont remember) and they said we were acting like babies.

So i had just gotten home from football practice, i was tired as fuck, i walk in and theres a baby spoon and a sippy cup next to my plate, I picked up my plate of dinner, i stared my mom straight in the face and I dumped that shit all over the floor, dropped the plate and went to bed.

Neither of them said a fucking word.

THATS HOW I ROLL
 
   
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Post #4568: 5th Nov 2014 9:20 PM 
yeah I probably wouldn't have taken my parents eating my candy well but I probably wouldn't have yelled at them or anything like that for fear of my life now that I think of it.
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Post #4569: 5th Nov 2014 9:21 PM 
Chris25 @ 5/11/2014 22:07
Natalie @ 5/11/2014 13:26
I love the ones saying it's ok. My favorite is the one that seems to be convincing himself it really is ok each time he says it. So precious.

I totally agree, that older one was just...wow. No way would I be proud to share that, instead we would be learning some valuable lessons about how to behave. My kid talk to me like that, he'd lose a whole lot more than his candy.


If my parents had taken all my candy when i was a kid i would have legit broke shit.

When i was in middle school my parents thought it would be funny to give my brother, my sister and myself like baby forks and knives with our dinner and like sippy cups because they had done something to piss us off at some point (i dont remember) and they said we were acting like babies.

So i had just gotten home from football practice, i was tired as fuck, i walk in and theres a baby spoon and a sippy cup next to my plate, I picked up my plate of dinner, i stared my mom straight in the face and I dumped that shit all over the floor, dropped the plate and went to bed.

Neither of them said a fucking word.

THATS HOW I ROLL


you sound like a brat
 
   
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Post #4570: 5th Nov 2014 9:22 PM 
Chris I thought you said you were the good kid.
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Post #4571: 5th Nov 2014 9:25 PM 
Moose @ 5/11/2014 21:22
Chris I thought you said you were the good kid.


Good at being bad? *insert Chris with a deal with it sunglasses image*

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Post #4572: 5th Nov 2014 9:26 PM 
i was a good kid for the most part, but i didnt take any shit from my parents.

Like if i knew i fucked up or did something stupid i'd take the punishment or whatever, but if i felt like i was in the right on something, i would not take any shit.
 
   
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Post #4573: 5th Nov 2014 9:28 PM 
You know what amuses me about Chris's sig? Even though I know that's not Buffalo, the score change at the bottom goes up the second he kicks the guy. So it looks like they were automatically rewarded an extra point for the face kick

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Post #4574: 6th Nov 2014 6:48 AM 
Curtis @ 6/11/2014 4:28
You know what amuses me about Chris's sig? Even though I know that's not Buffalo, the score change at the bottom goes up the second he kicks the guy. So it looks like they were automatically rewarded an extra point for the face kick



They should make a sport where you score points by kicking people in the face. Players won't have to take acting lessons to fool the referee. Let's call it faceball.
 
   
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Post #4575: 6th Nov 2014 6:52 AM 
Kru @ 6/11/2014 7:48
Curtis @ 6/11/2014 4:28
You know what amuses me about Chris's sig? Even though I know that's not Buffalo, the score change at the bottom goes up the second he kicks the guy. So it looks like they were automatically rewarded an extra point for the face kick



They should make a sport where you score points by kicking people in the face. Players won't have to take acting lessons to fool the referee. Let's call it faceball.


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