How much room do we have for the rats that were on the ship?

SAVE:
3. Carly. A prostitute, no parents. She is an excellent nurse. Has already saved a drownign child. Age 37
4. Rory. A male criminal. Charged with murder. He is the only one capable of navigating the boat. Age 37
8. Russ. A construction worker who drinks a lot. Age 27. He is married to...
9. Amy. A housewife with two children at home. Age 23. Married to Russ.
10. Dom. A Jewish restaurant owner married with three children at home. Age 40
13. Jimmy. A Irish married man deeply in love, no children yet. Studying to become a pharmacist. Age 24. He is married to...
14. Mary. An Irish housewife married to Jimmy. Helps with a playgroup. Age 21.
7. Brett. A crippled boy, paralyzed since birth. He can not use his hands or do anything for himself. He must be fed by others. Age 8
11. Martha. A catholic Nun. Supervisor of a girl's school. Age 46


LEAVE:
1. Nate. A doctor. He is addicted to drugs and is very nervous. Age 60.
2. Marcus. A black Minister. Protestant. Age 27
5. Saul. A mentally disturbed man who carries important government secrets in his head. Age 41
6. Mike. A salesman who sells automatic washing machines. Member of the local Rotary Club. Age 51
12. Richard. An unemployed man, formally a professor of literature. He has a great sense of humor, showed courage in the last war and was in a concentration camp for three years. Age 53
15. Matthew. An American Neo-Nazi, thus hates Dom the Jew. However, he has a large box of food which he will throw into the sea unless he goes into the lifeboat. Age 20.

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Comments: Picking Carly over Nate for the medical angle. She's younger and we don't have to worry about withdrawal symptoms. Rory is an obvious choice, to drive the boat. Russ gets saved only because I can't split up married couples, especially those with kids at home. Dom get saved because he's a youngish father, plus having an assumed cook on board couldn't hurt. Saving the young married couple, because I'm not splitting up couples, and Mary could help with Brett. I'm not a monster, so I'm not leaving the crippled boy behind, and Martha gets the last spot to help Mary with Brett's care.

Marcus serves no purpose on the ship, so he's gone. There is no tin foil available, so Saul would be out of place. I don't think we need to buy any washing machines on our remainder of the cruise, sorry Mike. Thanks for your service Richard, but you've had a good ride. Matthew can take his food and get lost, because if we are half-way between Britain and Australia, we are along the southern coast of Africa (or in the Middle East), and we aren't that far away from land, especially if we crashed on a rock (there are relatively few islands where rocks would be an issue along this course). We could survive for a couple of days without food.

Flying through this quick

Nate: Nawwwww, fuck Nate. DROWN HIM

Marcus: He's young....but I'm with the people saying the religious figures can sacrifice themselves. They're off to a happier place probably not! DROWN HIM

Carly: Our nurse. Goodbye Nate, hello Carly. You get a seat. SAVE HER (1/9)

Rory: He can navigate the...lifeboat. So he's a must. He's a murderer so I'll have him hold the ones I leave behind underwater until they stop moving so I don't hear their screams as we drift off. SAVE HIM (2/9)

Saul: Dumb. Goodbye, your secrets will drown with you. DROWN HIM

Mike: Rotary Club's slogan is Service Above Self. So Mike can drown for us, thanks Mike. DROWN HIM

Brett: The paralyzed boy. Our paddle. SAVE HIM (3/9)

Russ and Amy: The couple with two kids. Russ works in construction so he can build us a Survivor shelter when we hit land. SAVE THEM (5/9)

Dom: The Jewish man with a wife and three kids at home. Sorry buddy, Brett took your spot. Your wife will do a tremendous job raising them tho. DROWN HIM

Martha: The Nun. DROWN HER

Richard: The war hero. I like my heroes undrowned. SAVE HIM (6/9)

Jimmy and Mary: Guess what lovebirds, I saved two spots for you. I can't split up the couples man!!! Except for Dom. SAVE THEM (8/9)

Matthew: The Neo-Nazi who hates Dom the Jew. I left Dom to die, fork over the chicken nuggets. SAVE HIM (9/9)

Paddle lol

Curtis @ 15/3/2018 19:20

Brett: The paralyzed boy. Our paddle. SAVE HIM

Shit, I was so shortsighted with my Brett murder.