This is cruel

Whoever keeps me gets my coins first come first serve

Repeat after me:
We are all here for Curtis' amusement

KC, I gave you the wolf! Do me a solid

I mean look at this Lil fella


Ain't he cute looking all sad like that? He's a cub without a mother so he's obviously an orphan. Someone ##adopt DS

Plus once this game moves past the popularity contest phase I'll be a great partner because I'm super active and good at games!

Okay now is the part in the courtship where I neg your current relationship

Jamie, do you really want to be with Nofo? Wouldn't it be funnier to kick him to the curb?

KC, Did you see what is was like in the last mafia game where Patrick and I were Masons? He didn't do shit and I did all the work! At least I can pull my weight.

Rose, ummm, nah Zach is a good partner I don't blame you

Brian, don't let the new mod get a big ego! Make him a loser!

Igor, wait no, YOURE DEAD TO ME IGOR

Merc, wait no... I'd rather lose.

So your strategy is to alienate half the cast. Bold.

Yeah, where is my pandering??

I'm the outsider in a popularity contest, this was a long shot to begin with

Last offer, I will chocolate milk bowl tomorrow if someone adopts me

FOR THE MILK BOWL

WHY NOT
(SRY ZACH)

##adopt DS

Come here friend. It's lucky day #2.

Huzzah!


Know your audience folks!

rose how could you do that to poor zachary

:( I'm sorry