Bryce @ 21/1/2016 19:22

Vern For Mod 2016 @ 21/1/2016 17:20 When 317 broke the tie to kill Jay yesterday did she do so as good town or smart Mafia?? omg is 317 a female? I'M SORRY FOR MISGENDERING U IN THE PAST

nah, male. also i have a theory for how Bryce survived.

my theory is we have a backup doc. they would have protected Patrick night 3 after he fully claimed, Ben died because he took the kill instead of Patrick but in my theory if Ben hadn't done that Patrick would have survived anyways. then night 4 the backup doc could not protect Patrick again on consecutive nights(regular doc had this restriction) and so Patrick died when attacked. night 5 however the backup doc could protect Bryce.

OKAY YA'LL, LISTEN UP, BECAUSE CHUCK JOHNSON HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.

You might know me as the man who has his choice of four different wives to bang, (either in bed or with my fists when they don’t cook my dinner right). I come before ya'll as a humble man today, because I see our numbers whittling down, and we cannot let these SCUM win. Ya'll here me? Walkers are bad enough, but now we have our own people turning against us. And that just makes me sick. *Spits tobacco on the ground*

Back in my day, when I wasn't harassing my neighbors for certain unAMERICAN traits including poor choices of skin color and/or sexuality, I spent my time spying on the women who I would later force to marry me. During this time of sexual deviance, (for which I have since repented to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, who has commanded me to carry forth and continue marrying underage women), I gained skills that made me an excellent watchman.

Or should I say, a tracker?

Yessirs, while this zombie epidemic has broken out, I have spent each night tracking those who I have deemed to be most suspicious. On night 1, I tracked poor Merc. I had noticed that he had been one of the votes for Ryan, who had flipped as town, and with no better reasoning I set my sights on him. Other than an unfortunate incident where I discovered he still used old fashioned Playboy instead of the internet like the rest of the civilized world, he didn't go anywhere that night.

HOWEVER, the next day he claimed to know that Rob was town. Now, I may not have been doing this mafia thing for very long, but I just couldn't wrap my mind around how he knew that Rob was town when I knew for a FACT that he didn't go anywhere the previous and only night we had spent together. I knew he didn't have a night action that confirmed to him that Rob was town, so the only explanation in my mind was that they were either scum or some kind of third party. I'm still suspicious about the existence of a cult, because in a zombie-themed mafia game, a cult who converted people seemed like likely roles.

A lot of people thought me suspicious for lynching Merc when Miko was a clear lynch target. I didn't have enough information to guarentee that he was AT, and didn't want to out my position for a 50/50 chance. I had just enough information to question how he could possibly know that Rob was town, and THAT'S why I wanted more information. I hope that answers those questions.

NOW, moving on to who I tracked night 2....

After the dramatic events with Titan and Buffy just hours beforehand, I remember blinking back tears that entire night. Buffy was going to be my fifth wife. We had been having secret love affairs all throughout the previous day, and I had asked the question for her to move in with my other wives and do my laundry, cook my food, and clean my guns. She had dropped to her knees, crying that there had never been a job that she wanted more. And then... just like that... she was gone.

After she had been pulled into a pit of walkers, I waited until we had cleared the pit. But the lovemaking just wasn't the same, especially after she reanimated. That night was tough, and I was mainly wallowing in my own self-pity when I saw a figure emerge through the rain. It was tough to make out at first, but as the figure approached I gasped. What was [REDACTED] doing out in the rain this late at night?

(The redacted is the person who I assume to be the Vigilante. I obviously won’t out their role, so from now on I will be calling them “Sharkeisha”)

I followed Sharkeisha through the rain, when I saw them approach none other than Cannuck, who was out taking a leak by the tree. Sharkeisha walked up next to Canuck, and also began relieving themselves of their bodily fluids. They made friendly chit-chat, and even crossed streams. Cannuck remembered to say "no Homo" tho, so it was all right.

And then, in a lightinng flash, I saw Sharkeisha take out a hammer and bash Cannucks skull in. I screamed a wordless scream and Sharkeisha laughed over the body, and exclaimed loudly, "YES HOMO".

“SHARKEISHA NOOOOO. HE WASN’T READY!” I screamed out in despair, but they couldn’t hear me over the rain.

I returned to our town meeting the next day extremely shaken, with a million thoughts running around in my head. Why would Sharkeisha do that? This must mean she's scum.... but I remember one annoying man who was killed by God on day 1 who had flipped as "Vig In Training". That meant that there was probably a Vig running around, and it was possible that it was Sharkeisha.

That's why, in the early moments of the meeting on day 3, I shakingly asked whether we thought Cannuck was a vig kill or a scum kill. Immediately Vic and Curtis both hopped on me telling me they got major scum vibes from such a generic question, but just like my questioning of Merc, I had reason for it. If people were willing to discuss it with me, and we had arrived to the conclusion that Cannuck was a scum kill, I would have gladly outed Sharkeisha. But, as usual, nobody listened to good old Chuck.

So on night 3, I tracked Sharkeisha again. This time, I followed them into another member's tent. Primate's Tent.

What followed were a series of shrieks, shouts of ecstasy, and cries of pain. I'm still shocked that it didn't wake anybody else up or bring in any walkers. I have no idea what Sharkeisha and Primate did in that tent, but I'm sure Sharkeisha showed poor Primate the time of his life before brutally murdering him.

This leads me to believe that Sharkeisha is the vigilante, just a really sucky one at the moment. I don't believe scum would send the same person out twice in a row to kill. I'm not one hundred percent sure though. In my mind, Sharkeisha is likely vigilante and that's why I won't out them. Unless ya'll think it's a good idea.

So what did I do night 4? I tracked good ol' Brian, who may be inactive but did claim to have a night activity. And I did see him use that night activity, to visit Timmah. Timmah didn't end up dying, so I'm pretty sure that Brian is in the clear, (unless he has a scum role like mafia doctor, I just know he didn’t kill anyone with his night action).

After night 4, I helped participate in a Jay lynch. There’s nothing like a lynching to remind of the good old days. The south knew how to party back in the 50’s, let me tell you!

Last night, certain I was going to die, I decided to track Timmah. And I noticed Timmah visitng…. JC. I myself am a follower of the good lord himself, although I do have to admit feeling bad for Brian. Timmah is obviously cheating on him after Brian visitied him just the night before, and although I myself do viciously speak out against acts of the homosexual nature, Brian deserves better than heartbreak before his eventual death at the hands of a ravenous walker.

As I was walking away from the sounds of love-making between Timmah and JC, I was assaulted by an unknown assailant. I fought back, using all the training I learned in the case of being molested by a homosexual, and had almost fought the attacker off single-handedly when another helper appeared and helped me fight the attacker back. Seeing that he or she was outnumbered, my masked assailant vanished. I turned to thank my helper, when I saw that they too had disappeared. I have no idea who attacked me, or who saved me, just that the good lord was looking out for me that day, (and by the “good lord” I don’t mean JC, who was having sex with Timmah at the time of the attack)

So there ya'll have it. Every single night action I've performed, as well as the information I've gathered and the explanations I've given to justify the things that I have done. Any questions?

(Also, can I just say how random the odds were that I received town tracker twice in a row in my first two games played on this site? I wasn't happy when I initially found out but now I’m werkin’ it like a real queen)

To recap:

Night 1 Merc didn't visit anyone
Night 2 Sharkeisha visited Cannuck
Night 3 Sharkeisha visited Primate
Night 4 Brian visited Timmah
Night 5 Timmah visited JC

Timmah (1/7) - Vernon
Angi (1/7) - Bryce

Vernon, any reason I'm your top suspect? I'll harp on D2 if you think I'm mafia, because I don't think that chaos can be ignored. I was gone, as I posted I would be, when the vote moved from Jay to wikey. I can't say I'd have changed though because I had no real read on Jay and at least had a theory on wikey - which I discussed yesterday.

I think Ahoda was a good vig target. I am a little surprised at his flip honestly.

Shocking, but JC isn't someone I want to lynch today.

This site always rings up someone when they survive so I'm going to be really interested to see if that pattern suddenly alters for some people.

Speaking of, Bryce has been itching to claim for 4 days now despite not having any real pressure since D2. Why is that? His play has been discussed most of the game as being fishy, and he's yet to really add anything helpful that I can recall. There's more ways than 1 he could know who the vig is. Hell, I think I know who it is and I don't have any special power to tell me. I'm interested in how he plays this.

Im still suspicious of wikey for the reasons I posted yesterday. Curtis all of your thoughts on Bryce being town are completely predicated on wikey not being mafia. They could easily be aligned together as not town, and they saved wikey over Jay.

I need more from Brian, im317 and badger today. I'd like angi's thoughts too. I've been thinking herm is town, but each passing town death makes me question that more and more.

Why the sudden change of heart regarding JC, Timmah?

Well, after being suspicious of him when doing my thoughts and then reading his writeup, I buy Bryce's claim. So there's that

Vic @ 21/1/2016 17:41

Why the sudden change of heart regarding JC, Timmah?

I'm sure Timmah got some kind of information that has made him back off JC, and I'm inclined to believe him at this point in time.

OKAY

so i am finally and legitimately caught up on this.

my opinions have changed a bit, either due to information i've gained or just deduction and getting caught up, don't really want to specify about some of the town list.

town

bryce
timmah
vic
badger
jc
ahod- oh wait, RIP sweet prince

everyone else is kinda up in the air for me, i'm not really sure what yesterday's lynch means for wikey, but i guess right now i'd lean him more town than scum. i want to put herm up there too but i'm not confident and the fact that he will essentially never die with his claim is scary.

angi's role has been confirmed (she voted me yesterday but it didn't count) but not her alignment, and she hasn't struck me as super town angi so far. something i was reading yesterday made me suspect her briefly but i changed my mind close afterwards, i just don't remember what it was.

im317 i struggle to think of his posts or opinions, but that's kinda typical of him in my opinion (no offense!) he hasn't said anything at all that makes me think he's town (EXCEPT for his post today, since that's a thought scum would keep to themselves) and hasn't said anything at all to make me think he's scum, either.

vernon... i don't know. obviously he's either GF or town, but i was surprised to see scum go for bryce tonight so that might actually point to vern..? actually no i think he's more likely to be town.

i've moved back to thinking curtis is scummy. i realized something once i was caught up and i'm really surprised curtis hasn't picked up on it either so i'm suspicious of him for something particular that i really don't want to out unless i'm required to.

ari is someone i need to reread because similar to im317 i don't remember a WHOLE lot from him, except not to the same extent. i do remember SOME of his posts, but they struck me in opposite ways.


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so to recap

looking at

curtis
ari
im317
angi..?
wikey.............????

FEELING GOOD ABOUT:
Curtis!
Bryce
Vic

DEPENDENT AS OF TODAY:
JC if Timmah has good info on him
Timmah if he's clearing JC

UNSURE ATM. PROS AND CONS TO EACH:
Herm
317
Badger
Vernon
Angi

SUSPECT:
Brian
Wikey
Ari



A lot of this is based on very recent developments, mostly the Jay train and how people interacted with Jay yesterday. Like Timmah says though, if Wikey happens to be scum too then things get shifted again dramatically

itsbrianyay @ 21/1/2016 20:09

i've moved back to thinking curtis is scummy. i realized something once i was caught up and i'm really surprised curtis hasn't picked up on it either so i'm suspicious of him for something particular that i really don't want to out unless i'm required to.

HEY CUT THIS BULLSHIT OUT MAN!!!!! TWICE NOW ASSUMING I'M SCUM AND MY TACTIC IS TO FORGET INFO OR OVERLOOK THINGS (???) naw naw

Are you talking about the likely identity of the Vig or something? I have no idea what you're referring to. I guess don't say it if it'll hurt

im317 @ 21/1/2016 17:29

Bryce @ 21/1/2016 19:22 Vern For Mod 2016 @ 21/1/2016 17:20 When 317 broke the tie to kill Jay yesterday did she do so as good town or smart Mafia?? omg is 317 a female? I'M SORRY FOR MISGENDERING U IN THE PAST nah, male. also i have a theory for how Bryce survived. my theory is we have a backup doc. they would have protected Patrick night 3 after he fully claimed, Ben died because he took the kill instead of Patrick but in my theory if Ben hadn't done that Patrick would have survived anyways. then night 4 the backup doc could not protect Patrick again on consecutive nights(regular doc had this restriction) and so Patrick died when attacked. night 5 however the backup doc could protect Bryce.

Or you are just defending your mafia don right now..

no, the first time was just a passing thought of it being weird. this i'm legit suspicious of.

and yeah, keeping it to myself for now.

Now I'm quite curious! Ps)

WELL TOO BAD