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Post #31: 11th Dec 2013 9:16 PM 
yea mine stopped at 700k feet.
"So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
   
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Post #32: 11th Dec 2013 9:19 PM 
Way to ruin it Dylan. Way. to. ruin. it.
Please ask me on October 1st if they woke me up. I've literally never heard it before and I'm definitely not tired of it.
   
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Post #33: 11th Dec 2013 9:57 PM 
Oh men this will take some time.....
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Post #34: 12th Dec 2013 12:56 AM 
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Post #35: 12th Dec 2013 1:49 AM 
Kiwi Claus @ 12/12/2013 1:56
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wifeswap didn't work out 2 well

u can have natalie back dylan's here
 
   
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Post #36: 12th Dec 2013 1:50 AM 
well this is awkward.
"So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
   
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Post #37: 12th Dec 2013 1:51 AM 
C. Santa's sleigh
 
   
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Post #38: 12th Dec 2013 9:25 AM 
Collision detection is abysmal in this game!

Does seem like they try to punish if you get a perfect shot, I never get any green thingies when i do :(
 
   
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Post #39: 12th Dec 2013 4:41 PM 
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Before entering Santa's house to check out the commotion, everyone scattered to explore the village.

A. The town square

Ari and Dylan entered the town square, which was full of life. Hundred of elves filled the streets with smiles on their faces. One young elf approached the two out of place humans and kindly offered a present to each. +1 PRESENT

B. A feast in the dining hall

Greenday trekked into the grand dining hall to take part in the feast. Elves sat around each side of an extremely long table. Greenday sat down excitedly and prepared to dig in. When the lids were lifted off of the plates, Greenday was gutted to see small, elf sized portions of food. As the elves dined and filled their stomachs, Greenday took one bite and his meal was gone. -3 PRESENTS

C. Santa's sleigh

Nofo, DD, and Bryce moved along the back of Santa's house and approached his sleigh. In front of the giant red sleigh was a trail of reindeer reins. It appeared as if the reins were cut, and the nine reindeer were nowhere to be found. Something glistened in the snow by Nofo's feet. It was some sort of clue. +5 PRESENTS

D. The lighting of the tree 12 divided by all

Vic, KC, and Paco went to the grand Christmas tree as the citizens prepared to light it. The mayor of the elves did the honors and connected the two plugs together. The lights on the tree shot on and lit the entire area as the crowd cheered. Presents from underneath the tree were spread out into the crowd, making their way to the three. +12 PRESENTS SPLIT EVENLY

E. Santa's workshop Halved

Pat, Boc, and Perry curiously tried to sneak int Santa's Workshop. A sign on the door read "No humans allowed!". The three mischievously pressed their luck and began to move through the doorway, when suddenly twelve hidden guard elves sprung out. They hushed the three away, taking some presents as a penalty for trespassing. PRESENT TOTAL HALVED

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When Santa yelled out his announcement, everyone ran to meet up with Curtis and find out what the commotion was. As they did, Kiwi showed up to check out Santa's Sleigh. "Where is everyone?" he said to no one in particular. Disappointed, Kiwi left the North Pole

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As each of the twelve travelers attempted to help Santa Claus prepare his jetpack, it was clear that it wasn't going to work.

"It won't work."
"It keeps freezing."
"It's broken. And the music stopped."

"OKAY I GET THE FUCKING POINT!!!" yelled Santa Claus. He downed a glass of milk to ease his nerves and munched on a cookie. "Who would do such a thing.."

DD and Bryce nudged Nofo to come forward with what he had found. "Hey douche." he said to Santa. Santa turned around and unfolded his hand, revealing what he had found by the crime scene.

"Oh no..." Santa started. "....he's back."

"lol who's back?" asked Perry.

Just then, an object shattered a window in Santa's house and flew halfway across the room. Everyone hit the deck as a spray of blood splashed across Mrs. Claus' white dress...





















































































The blood belonged to Perry. The object had imbedded itself into the back of his skull, killing him immediately. His eyes twitched as he fell to his knees, then onto his side. Nofo looked into his hand while he hid underneath a table. The sharp object in Perry's head matched the one that Nofo had found...





















































































































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"A Jewish throwing star.." said Santa. "IT IS HIM..............HE'S BACK.."

The wooden door to Santa's house was kicked in. A menacing figure entered through the doorway and faced the group. Santa yelled out...






































































































"IT'S THE JEW BEAR!"


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"I'M BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!" Vernon yelled.

To Be Continued

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Perry has been eliminated
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Post #40: 12th Dec 2013 4:46 PM 
U put me last so ttyn
 
   
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Post #41: 12th Dec 2013 4:46 PM 
Oh no.
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Post #42: 12th Dec 2013 4:47 PM 
Vernon? ugh
 
   
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Post #43: 12th Dec 2013 4:53 PM 
No score list? :( I was curious
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Post #44: 12th Dec 2013 4:55 PM 
KC @ 12/12/2013 16:53
No score list? :( I was curious


Same!
 
   
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Post #45: 12th Dec 2013 4:56 PM 
Score list is coming in the next day
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