My grandma likes to complain about her never-ending pile of work that she has to do every day, and tells people that I'm a worthless layabout who doesn't do a damn thing around this house.

That part is true, but no one seems to listen when I tell them that 90% of the "work" my grandma does is self-inflicted and that she's clearly got some kind of form of obsessive compulsive disorder.

Today's work is rearranging all of the picture frames on the walls because the great grandchildren are out of birth order, and attempting to superglue a stem back on an gourd she purchased one Halloween in 2009, which finally succumbed to the fuzzy mold on it.

Maliundead @ 18/10/2014 19:04

itsbrianyay @ 18/10/2014 12:59 Maliundead @ 18/10/2014 8:13 itsbrianyay @ 18/10/2014 1:30 it's herbie!!! It's Hermey. sorry that child me had a speech impediment!! Curtis called him Herbie too though. Its weird.

What is this thing and why is it named after me?

I thought you guys were talking about me and that his actual name was Herbie.

Dylan @ 18/10/2014 8:41

I just had the most nuts night ever. Literally shaking right now. Had 911 dialed in my phone and cancelled. Don't do alcohol and roids kiddos. They'll make you rage

Lol, mixing alcohol and steroids doesn't sound like the best idea. Well, at least you survived it.

Curtis @ 18/10/2014 12:58

I just saw that Ian McKellen was trending and had a mini heart attack because I thought he might've died

You have to have one to have a heart attack.

just applied to work at a smoothie place!

Spoiler	+
it went smoothly

Ladies and gentlemen!
I'm Vern!
It's been a beautiful 2014 night!
and I'm out!
Until next time, FE!
GOODNIGHT!

It's good to see you again, little buddy. :P

never liked that thing..

When I'm bored, I watch old American Idol auditions that were just awful because I find them hilarious. If anyone used to watch just for that reason, watch this video.

guys, guys, guys.... im about to shower, ttyl

I'm starting a reduced calorie diet. Goodbye junk food.

Zombie Moose @ 21/10/2014 12:28

I'm starting a reduced calorie diet. Goodbye junk food.

A pound is supposedly 3500 calories. If you cut out 500 calories each day for seven days, that's a pound you could lose...


...I have a nutrition exam on Wednesday and this is covered under the material (:

I keep burning my arms whenever I make something in the oven, I hope it doesn't leave scars.

have you tried using oven mitts? or not sticking your arms into the oven?

Yeah, I'm gonna do that next time lol. I accidentaly nudge part of my arm into the side, it's happened twice now lol.

Sometimes I go to all the topics I don't read and just read the last few posts so it doesn't show up as "unread" because that drives me crazy. I might have some kind of a disorder.