Aren't we supposed to keep trying to figure out scum instead of continuously talking about Buffy?

Zersch @ 29/4/2017 17:01

Ahoda @ 28/4/2017 21:59 farlig @ 28/4/2017 20:57 Ahoda @ 28/4/2017 20:54 Hey I can post now lol Curtis There is so much lol in the fact Curtis was the one that silenced you. There's actually a possibility there's more lol to the story. But I'll save that for another day Is this 'story for another day' pertinent to this game?

Yes

Oh boy, what a day.

Trump tweeter is obviously Mafia Roleblocker. Who would send tweets to me and Brian?

TIB, are you scum?

Probably

##lynch JJ

##lynch JJ

Uno mas por favor

Just got back! On a computer.

Bacon breath crisis averted.

uNOOO IM SUPPOSE TO HAMMER
##lynch mom
i'm more of a birdie fan

Oh that should do it. Locking thread now.

burnie*** fuck

DAY 3 FINAL LYNCH TALLY:

Buffy (12/12): Darren, Timmah, Helios, Spin, Zersch, Badger, Farlig, Josh, Angi, Zach, Ahoda, Angi, JJ
Herm (1/12): Vlady
Sock (1/12): Herm
Timmah (1/12): Sock
Josh (1/12): TIB
Zersch (0/12): Ahoda
Mercator(0/12): Sock
im317 (0/12): Herm
Badger (0/12): Spin



JJ has been lynched.

After three shocking deaths, the people of DC were determined to find the scummy swamp monsters responsible for the deaths and changing the country for the worst.

Feeling the need to stay alert to any new developments in the Russia probe and hunt for swamp monsters, everyone stayed glued to their phones and their jaws dropped when they got a piece of breaking news from the press outing the fact that Zersch was, in fact, NOT JJ's husband, Bill Clinton.

"I can explain...I'm a Lover, I'm town!" JJ proclaimed in defense.

"Ok cool," people seemed to accept.

"Hey, yo, farlig!" said Badger.

"Yeah?" replied farlig.

"What are your reads my good man?"

"Gurl why you so obsessed with me? FOLLOW...ALONG! PAY ATTENTION" farlig replied, snapping his fingers in a Z-formation and refusing to answer.

"Alright whatever. I've got, like, this kind of awesome cane and I have some badass skills with it. I'm ready to go Charles Sumner on someone's ass and beat a cuck down," Badger told the group.

SUDDENLY, BADGER ATTACKS IM317 AND OUTS HIM AS BILL CLINTON, THE MAN LOOKING FOR HIS WIFE!

"Oh shit, JJ has got to be the most unlucky person in history," everyone says as the chamber grows quiet.

"BUT WAIT! I CAN STILL BRING HER BACK INTO THE FOLD AND MAKE HER A GOOD AMERICAN! Please, I can make her town," Angi exclaims!

"Ehhh it's not worth the risk," everyone replied, hammering lynch votes on JJ.



Once again, Hillary Clinton gets fucked by the press and Bill all over again, putting the final nail in her coffin. The irony is lost on no one.



JJ has been lynched.

Spoiler

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You are Hillary Clinton Role: Odd-Night Serial Killer Alignment: Third Party You are Hillary Clinton, former First Lady, U.S. Senator, U.S. Secretary of State, and the Democratic Party’s nominee for president in the 2016 General Election. You are just completely done with Washington and everyone in general. Those assholes put you through hell with the Benghazi investigations and then nobody even bothered to listen to you when you warned them about Trump’s Russia ties during the election. Rather than taking your usual approach of gaining more power through public office, you’ve decided to take matters into your own hands. Ending everyone, except your husband, president Bill Clinton, seems like the most satisfying outcome for you at this point. And hey! Trump and that buffoon Tillerson are undoing all of your diplomatic initiatives and leading the country towards death by nuclear war anyway, so why not expedite the process? This latest loss was hard on you and your family, especially Bill, who knew how badly you wanted the presidency and was always by your side through the ups and downs, but after this devastating loss (for you and America), he went into hiding. You realize you can’t kill everyone on your own and that you’d be stronger with Bill by your side, so you will search for him until you are reunited once again. On every odd night you may go out and kill one person. For every even night, you may submit the name of someone you suspect to be Bill. If correct, the two of you will be reunited. Once you and Bill find each other, you will act as a killing unit (and have your own private forum). If one of you is lynched, the other will become a regular SK who can kill every night. You are also immune to night kills and will appear innocent in investigative reports. Note that if you try to kill Bill, the kill will not go through and you will be notified that you have found Bill. Hidden from player: If the shrink finds you, you will be converted to a town vanilla and adopt a town win condition. You win when all threats to you and Bill are eliminated and you are the last people remaining.