It's settled, goodbye everyone

I saw Jenna Marbles browse a thread where Vernon met Jenna Marbles the other week.

You can't compete with the man from 2014.

I don't understand why you guys aren't spiraling into depression.

Denial.

Chris25 @ 3/6/2014 7:46

Drrr @ 3/6/2014 9:43 Vernon is hollywood. You can't compete with Hollywood. He met Cassandra from Survivor Fii and partied with E40. And now... he's in THE City. He's won every game he's ever played and at least 9 he didn't. You cant live up to his legend. And i remember when he was a schlubby 17 year old kid who wanted to kill himself because he didn't get accepted to Syracuse

I got in on the waitlist and never looked back. I was too good for Syracuse and one day they'll see that when I give them no money for being an alumni.

xTimx @ 3/6/2014 7:54

It's settled, goodbye everyone

BYE BYE BITCHY BOY!

xTimx @ 3/6/2014 11:04

I don't understand why you guys aren't spiraling into depression.

Because my Tim...... I AM CANDYLAND. I AM HOLLY.HOOD.

I'm a mean lean Hulk meeting machine. That's Lou Ferrigno for ya!

One day I will be smoking a cig with Shane Black and the next I will be at a club getting fancy.

Girls. This thread. It means so much to me that you don't even understand. That is why you are "Tim the bitch." I haven't called anyone a bitch in a while but this name has adhered itself to you. Tim the bitch. The boy who cried and cried and never stopped crying.

Maybe one day you will have the revelation I did a long time ago.

Maybe one day you will transform into an old bull.

But right now you are a bitchy calf, one step away from slaughter.

You gonna get cut, Tim? Or you gonna do the cutting.

Think about that....

This message comes from THE city. Sent from Vernon of 2014's iPhone.

Vernon of 2014 @ 3/6/2014 12:06

Maybe one day you will transform into an old bull.

HULA HOOPS!

Vernon of 2014 @ 3/6/2014 15:06

xTimx @ 3/6/2014 11:04 I don't understand why you guys aren't spiraling into depression. I'm a mean lean Hulk meeting machine. That's Lou Ferrigno for ya!

I met him first :) Back in '98!

I'm Vernon of 1998

Vernon of 2014 @ 3/6/2014 15:02

Chris25 @ 3/6/2014 7:46 Drrr @ 3/6/2014 9:43 Vernon is hollywood. You can't compete with Hollywood. He met Cassandra from Survivor Fii and partied with E40. And now... he's in THE City. He's won every game he's ever played and at least 9 he didn't. You cant live up to his legend. And i remember when he was a schlubby 17 year old kid who wanted to kill himself because he didn't get accepted to Syracuse I got in on the waitlist and never looked back. I was too good for Syracuse and one day they'll see that when I give them no money for being an alumni.

All you ever talk about is Syracuse though

I'll get cut AND do the cutting.

whenever tlg speaks with a woman his eyes light up, for he has another post to make in the "girls" thread

Pa Hupu @ 3/6/2014 14:34

whenever tlg speaks with a woman his eyes light up, for he has another post to make in the "girls" thread

I wonder what his post about girls in girls thread to actual girls he met ratio is.

Raptor @ 3/6/2014 12:47

Pa Hupu @ 3/6/2014 14:34 whenever tlg speaks with a woman his eyes light up, for he has another post to make in the "girls" thread I wonder what his post about girls in girls thread to actual girls he met ratio is.

very poor ratio.

if I posted every time I hit on a girl this thread would be at 100 pages, easily, by now.

xTimx @ 3/6/2014 14:04

I don't understand why you guys aren't spiraling into depression.

I am! I should probably be medicated for it!