Almost got in a gang fight yesterday... this douchebag had a ton of pre-teens surrounding his parked car, it was in the middle of a suburban road. There was no way around his car on either side. I slowly pulled up expecting him to move but he didn't. I was confused, making hand gestures for him to please move to the side. The kids around him were all laughing and this guy just gave me the fucking death stare in his Benz. Finally after 20 seconds and realizing this fucker wouldn't move I started to back away.
Then I had a thought..... "Naw. Fuck this guy!"
I switched back to drive and went full speed at his car, stopping short right before him. I started laughing because clearly I was just fucking around but also slightly annoyed. The kids were laughing too but this dude was NOT amused.
I again backed away, right into a driveaway. Then this douchebag went full speed and blocked off my car so I couldn't drive away.
His window was down and he started saying a ton of shit. "YOU GOT A PROBLEM? YOU WANNA GO? YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM!?"
I then realized he was clearly on something. His eyes were bloodshot and this guy definitely didn't give a fuck about breaking the law. At first I was like "Yeah you're blocking the road dude! Move your car!" But he wanted to fight and I was high as fuck and didn't want to fight, I wanted fucking DINNER lol (quest bars).
After talking to him finally he pulled the classic "THATS WHAT I THOUGHT" and backed away. I flipped him the finger and drove away.
