Vernon of 2015 @ 16/4/2014 20:54

Yeah The person below me is a member of FE

bitch i might be

the person below me has no idea what a Caduceus is.

It's that spiraling snake thing with wings that's all medical and shit!

The person below me has a weird holiday tradition that they've never heard of anyone else ever doing, like how my family has an Easter Toad instead of an Easter Bunny and as a result everything that goes in the Easter basket must be green.

The Mormons enjoy going to a canyon and throwing easter eggs down it. I don't partake in this silly activity but it exists.

The person below me has a trampoline.

I would be 100% happier with my life if I owned a trampoline.

The person below me is an egg-dyeing expert.

I'm intermittently decent at it.

The person below me, before reading this post, was aware that Easter falls on 4/20 this year. Bonus points if you've planned accordingly!

Cash Money @ 16/4/2014 23:08

I'm intermittently decent at it. The person below me, before reading this post, was aware that Easter falls on 4/20 this year. Bonus points if you've planned accordingly!

true true.

The person below me does not have a twitter account.

I made one today because I am a terrible person.

The person below me is itchy. And if they weren't when they read this, they are now.

Not true. I have one but have probably less than 5 tweets total. I just don't get it.

I am also not itchy yet.

The person below me was freaked the fuck out when they read: "my family has an Easter Toad instead of an Easter Bunny and as a result everything that goes in the Easter basket must be green."

KC @ 16/4/2014 23:06

I made one today because I am a terrible person. The person below me is itchy. And if they weren't when they read this, they are now.

Of course - power of suggestion!

The person below me knows how to drive a stick shift.

Never tried. Don't even have a license.

The person below me was freaked the fuck out when they read: "my family has an Easter Toad instead of an Easter Bunny and as a result everything that goes in the Easter basket must be green."

KC @ 17/4/2014 0:06

I made one today because I am a terrible person. The person below me is itchy. And if they weren't when they read this, they are now.

Lol I was scratching my leg while reading this

Vernon of 2015 @ 17/4/2014 0:24

Never tried. Don't even have a license. The person below me was freaked the fuck out when they read: "my family has an Easter Toad instead of an Easter Bunny and as a result everything that goes in the Easter basket must be green."

This is very true. It's creepy as sshit.

The person below me isn't Frederick.

I'm Vernon of 2015

TPBM is Cash Money wondering why someone would hate on the Easter Toad

No. I am KC.

The person below me needs to plug in or find another power source. Your battery power is low (11%). If you don't plug in your computer soon, it will hibernate automatically.

I have absolutely no idea what could possibly be creepy about the Easter Toad. Weird, yes, and unnecessarily so, but not creepy. Then again, I'm creeped out by Mormons throwing things off cliffs in unison, so to each their own.

The person below me has no idea why dancing is so commonly referred to as ass-shaking or some equivalent, because the only dance I can think of that actually involves shaking of the ass is twerking, and it's most often used in a context outside of that.