I tried to go to sleep 3 hours ago. My roommates woke me up so many times and then the fire alarm went up. The universe does not want me to sleep.

Not just the universe. Me too

Yesterday, a spider was in the shower. It decided to politely leave when I turned on the water.

This morning, the same spider was in the bathroom stall. It was on the wall and then walked on the toilet. I decided to not kill it because it was polite the day before.

I am calling the spider, Sir Henry of York.

I'm being tested over a research article later today. The article was about animals using a running wheel when presented in the wild. I have no idea what I should memorize, but apparently frogs, slugs, and snails got on the running wheel.

Fire alarm went off again -________-

That fucking spider is an arsonist.

Some guy just stuffed meat into the legs of his pants, pulled his socks over them, and tried walking out of the store...

My day just got a little hilarious.

At least he was thinking outside the socks!

papershiki @ 19/9/2014 9:05

Some guy just stuffed meat into the legs of his pants, pulled his socks over them, and tried walking out of the store... My day just got a little hilarious.

I get accused on a daily basis of trying to stuff an entire stick of salami down the front of my pants and walk out store.

If only thats what it was.

Oh Chris.

papershiki @ 19/9/2014 10:34

Oh Chris.

Youre not the first women I've heard say that

I rode a mechanical bull for the first time. I DID NOT SUCK! I need to watch the video of it to see how long I lasted. The middle of my fingers really hurt though. Ugh, rope burn! I only had like one leg on the bull for a long time and was just hanging onto rope keeping myself from falling to the ground. My walking is now waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off for the time being.

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Vernon of 2014 @ 20/9/2014 10:23

Wgat the fuvk bis going on guys!!!!

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