I'm still waiting for my call to start orientation for my new job at this pizza place opening in town. I hope I can learn to do the dough flippy thingy.
once or twice when i faked sick in high school i would dump some leftover spaghetti (or whatever we had the night before) into the toilet. chewed if necessary.
I tried to get out of school early once when I was in 3rd grade so I decided to play sick, but it turned out I actually had a high fever and the symptoms just hadn't hit at all yet so I ended up out for 3 days with the flu.
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He's worked a total of 6 days so far, he's a pretty good worker although he doesn't seem overly bright. (He's training to be a cage fighter)
Anyyyyyyways, he texts me this morning and tells me that hes sick and can't make it in today. Kind of annoying but whatever, i can handle everything by myself. I tell him its not a big deal, just stay home, rest and try to make it in tomorrow.
Immediately after i text him that, HE SENDS ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF VOMIT IN HIS TOILET just to prove that he's not faking. I never said anything to imply that he might be faking.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?
tbh if anything this would make me think he IS lying about something
Yeah, i thought he probably had a guilty conscious. I never implied anything about not believing he was sick
My roommate has his own pool stick 0__0 He's making me play and he has this weird scratch rule.
I'm trying my hardest to not yell at him about how he's wrong about the rule.