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Post #3811: 29th Aug 2014 8:10 PM 
I'm still waiting for my call to start orientation for my new job at this pizza place opening in town. I hope I can learn to do the dough flippy thingy.
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Post #3812: 29th Aug 2014 8:25 PM 
itsbrianyay @ 29/8/2014 19:55
once or twice when i faked sick in high school i would dump some leftover spaghetti (or whatever we had the night before) into the toilet. chewed if necessary.


I just stayed home when I was sick
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Post #3813: 29th Aug 2014 8:27 PM 
yeah, but i did that a lot so sometimes i felt the need to provide "proof."
 
   
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Post #3814: 29th Aug 2014 8:33 PM 
I tried to get out of school early once when I was in 3rd grade so I decided to play sick, but it turned out I actually had a high fever and the symptoms just hadn't hit at all yet so I ended up out for 3 days with the flu.
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Post #3815: 29th Aug 2014 8:37 PM 
Talk about method acting
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Post #3816: 29th Aug 2014 9:27 PM 
Boc @ 29/8/2014 18:53
Chris25 @ 29/8/2014 16:56
I hired a new kid at work last week.

He's worked a total of 6 days so far, he's a pretty good worker although he doesn't seem overly bright. (He's training to be a cage fighter)

Anyyyyyyways, he texts me this morning and tells me that hes sick and can't make it in today. Kind of annoying but whatever, i can handle everything by myself. I tell him its not a big deal, just stay home, rest and try to make it in tomorrow.

Immediately after i text him that, HE SENDS ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF VOMIT IN HIS TOILET just to prove that he's not faking. I never said anything to imply that he might be faking.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?

tbh if anything this would make me think he IS lying about something


Yeah, i thought he probably had a guilty conscious. I never implied anything about not believing he was sick
 
   
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Post #3817: 30th Aug 2014 5:32 AM 
This girl was a bitch to me tonight... pissed all over her door mat. She'll love dealing with that SHIT in the morn!
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Post #3818: 30th Aug 2014 6:05 AM 
Vernon of 2014 @ 30/8/2014 5:32
This girl was a bitch to me tonight... pissed all over her door mat. She'll love dealing with that SHIT in the morn!


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Post #3819: 30th Aug 2014 7:02 AM 
I wish I could call out of work, still feeling sick and I am way behind on sleep! But...I need that money :/
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Post #3820: 30th Aug 2014 12:06 PM 
omg. I just realized Monday is Labor Day. Long weekend <3

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Post #3821: 30th Aug 2014 3:54 PM 
spidermanda @ 30/8/2014 7:02
I wish I could call out of work, still feeling sick and I am way behind on sleep! But...I need that money :/


Yeah, last night WAS pretty crazy wasn't it
 
   
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Post #3822: 30th Aug 2014 5:04 PM 
I'm actually watching football tonight so I could drink.
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Post #3823: 30th Aug 2014 9:20 PM 
Chris25 @ 30/8/2014 15:54
spidermanda @ 30/8/2014 7:02
I wish I could call out of work, still feeling sick and I am way behind on sleep! But...I need that money :/


Yeah, last night WAS pretty crazy wasn't it


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Post #3824: 30th Aug 2014 10:16 PM 
My roommate has his own pool stick 0__0 He's making me play and he has this weird scratch rule.
I'm trying my hardest to not yell at him about how he's wrong about the rule.

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Post #3825: 30th Aug 2014 10:18 PM 
He now asked a Chinese student if he plays ping pong.

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