Penner @ 2/12/2019 19:53

You play to win the game... Unless you’re Ahoda and rage-quits LOST mafia

Yes!

Penner @ 2/12/2019 21:53

You play to win the game... Unless you’re Ahoda and rage-quits LOST mafia

Is this even English?

Curtis @ 2/12/2019 19:53

How is Ahoda caught

Pretty sure Rodney wrote that.

Curtis @ 2/12/2019 21:53

How is Ahoda caught

Last Christmas, Rodney gave me his heart. But the next day, I threw it away. But this year, he’s going to grudge vote me every day.

Hey Curtis. Did your mom make turkey nuggets for thanksgiving?

##Unlynch
##Lynch TT

Curtis, are you scum? Asking for a friend.

though I have no issues with your Sock lynch. At all.

Ahoda @ 2/12/2019 20:55

Curtis @ 2/12/2019 21:53 How is Ahoda caught Last Christmas, Rodney gave me his heart. But the next day, I threw it away. But this year, he’s going to grudge vote me every day.

Underrated song

Ahoda is caught posting while being sexy.

Day One Lynch Count

TT (5/13) - Primate, Spin, Ahoda, Jamie, Christian
Nav (2/13) - Spider, tchill
Primate (2/13) - Farlig, Penner
Sock (2/13) - Lamps, Curtis
Rodney (1/13) - Havo
Ahoda (1/13) - Rodney
Josh (1/13) - Timmah
Jamie (0/13) - Spin
Penner (0/13) - Primate, Spin
Spin (0/13) - Ahoda, Christian

Deadline is now-ish.

Sock is a national treasure. He once played like 15 games in a row with the goal of being the first one in the graveyard

sorry Buff. I thought since I voted, I should update the count.

Day One - Final Lynch Count

TT (5/13) - Primate, Spin, Ahoda, Jamie, Christian
Nav (2/13) - Spider, tchill
Primate (2/13) - Farlig, Penner
Sock (2/13) - Lamps, Curtis
Spin (1/13) - Ahoda, Christian
Rodney (1/13) - Havo
Ahoda (1/13) - Rodney
Josh (1/13) - Timmah
Jamie (0/13) - Spin
Penner (0/13) - Primate, Spin

TT has been lynched!

Grandpa cleared his throat and continued reading The Princess Bride.

"Chapter 1: 'TT's Tragically Brief Cameo'.

As I was saying... a long time ago in the land of Florin, evil was afoot. Prince Humperdinck, the King's wicked son, was determined to start a war with Guilder, the sworn enemy of Florin. He would stop at nothing to achieve this aim. All that stood between him and his goal was the good people of Florin. It is against this scene that we start our tale, a romantic story of true love between a farm boy and a Princess" -

"This IS a kissing book!" the Grandson moaned. "Come on Grandpa, do we have to read this?"
Grandpa looked up in amusement.
"Why you haven't even given it a chance! I was just getting to the good bit."
"Well...okay," The grandson said skeptically.
"Now where was I? Oh yeah..."

In the streets of Florin a mob was forming, preparing to deal out some medieval justice...

"First person to mention a sports team I don't like will get my love in the form of a lynch vote," Spider yelled.
"Red Sox lol" Nav said.
Spider glared at Nav and rounded in on him, pitchfork at the ready. Nav smirked at her as she approached.
"Heyyyyy you guuuuyyyyyyyyyyys!!!" Brian said, joining in on the fun.
Curtis walked out of his house into the busy street.
"Is anything fun happening or no?" he asked nonchalantly. Getting no response he shrugged, turned around and went back inside. IM317 was distracted from the commotion, looking forlornly down at his favourite boots, ruined after getting them wet on the inside.
"Lynch Spin," Ahoda shouted. "Fuck that guy!" -

"Grandpa stop! This book has cussing in it, are you sure you should be reading this to me?"
Grandpa shrugged. "I heard worse when I was your age. Now...are you going to let me finish this chapter or not?"
"Okay, okay!" the Grandson said, surprised to find that he was eager to know what happened next.

The crowd grew more restless.
"Who is missing?" someone asked.
"TT!" came the reply.
"Let's get him!!" Primate shouted eagerly.

A huge lynch mob formed, surrounding TT
Spin, Ahoda and Jamie rushed forward and grabbed TT by his arms and legs. As everyone else rushed in TT was hoisted up into the air. He was torn apart limb by limb.

"Whyyyyy!? Whyyyyyyy!?" TT screamed in agony, as blood spurted everywhere
The mob backed off and...and..." -

"I don't remember it being this violent" Grandpa said. "Maybe I shouldn't-"
"What happened next?!" The Grandson asked eagerly. Grandpa carried on reluctantly.

The mob backed off and formed a circle around TT, who was lying on the floor, limbless. He was still alive, but only just. Christian stepped up to finish the job.
"Good riddance scum," he said, before caving his head in with a rock.

A very faint sound was heard right before the life was crushed out of TT's body...


"BOOOOOO!"


TT has been lynched.

Spoiler

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TOWN Character: Ancient Booer Role: Booer Player: TT "BOO! BOO! BOO!" You are an ancient woman and you have a lot to say (although nothing very positive). Each night you must choose to visit a player. You will unleash all sorts of boos and insults upon them: "BOO, BOO, BOO, RUBBISH, FILTH, SLIME, MUCK," etc. This is set text which will be PMd by the hosts. Win condition: You win when there are no remaining threats to town. [Hidden from player: Nobody hears your boos - you only exist in a dream.]