Tricks @ 15/7/2014 7:07

Shit. I fucked up. I fucked up. I thought I opened today at work, but I close. I fucked up

At least showing up early is better than not showing up at all, right? :(

Brown bear/Salmon cam:

http://explore.org/live-cams/player/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls

I have learned that based on my attention span, if I were a brown bear I would starve.

Fuck cats, get a dog.

Ok I feel sorry after posting that.

Here is a dumbass getting eaten by a tiger.

KC @ 14/7/2014 12:13

I lost my iPod. Also, I forgot to lock my phone and in doing so, changed the settings to a language I don't understand enough to change back to English. Why?

My iPod was in the pocket of pants that were getting ready to be washed. That was an unnecessarily close call.

Pretty sure we've all been there at some point.

Puts a whole new perspective on things

http://news.distractify.com/fun/your-childhood-is-now-ruined/?v=1

Raptor @ 16/7/2014 11:02

Puts a whole new perspective on things http://news.distractify.com/fun/your-childhood-is-now-ruined/?v=1

Meh. Even as a kid I knew Animaniacs and Rocko had a lot of tongue-in-cheek adult humor which kind of made me love them more than the rest.

Then again at the same time as these shows, I idolized a bald man who flipped people off and drowned himself in beer so I guess I was kind of use to it.

Raptor @ 16/7/2014 14:02

Puts a whole new perspective on things http://news.distractify.com/fun/your-childhood-is-now-ruined/?v=1

A lot od thoseare trying too hard and the rst don't ruin it at all for me.

Also I really really hate that buzzfeed style with that "1. Here is a statement" :gif: format. It's awful and I want it to go away

I still watch Animaniacs today. It's just as funny as it was back then. I might enjoy it even more actually. haha

So i havent been able to make it to the casino in about a month, but I went up today and played in a poker tournament, 3 hours later...


I GOT 2ND, $260 BITCHES.

HOOKERS AND BLOW ARE ON ME!!!!!!

Ari would not like to hear you say that, my Chris.

I lost a charger, and found a different charger in the search. This charger is almost exactly the same. Looks almost the same on the insert, same length. But its too large. There is nothing in myroom that fits this new charger. I can't charge my mp3 player now or put new songs on it, but I can charge a device I don't seem to even have like a motherfucker.

drr @ 17/7/2014 21:12

I lost a charger, and found a different charger in the search. This charger is almost exactly the same. Looks almost the same on the insert, same length. But its too large. There is nothing in myroom that fits this new charger. I can't charge my mp3 player now or put new songs on it, but I can charge a device I don't seem to even have like a motherfucker.

Damn elves!

drr @ 17/7/2014 17:12

I lost a charger, and found a different charger in the search. This charger is almost exactly the same. Looks almost the same on the insert, same length. But its too large. There is nothing in myroom that fits this new charger. I can't charge my mp3 player now or put new songs on it, but I can charge a device I don't seem to even have like a motherfucker.

this totally reads as a members mafia drr story. i love it.