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Boc
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| Post #286: 12th Oct 2013 12:20 PM | |
One morning, Paul walked into a room full of famous fictional characters. He quickly realized that Matt forgot the theme. So he woke up.
When he woke, he found bots had sent invites for a party for his death. Confused, Paul turned to his friend little Paul Junior.
"I wonder what the bots would have done if I didn't update my anti-bot software."
Paul Junior replied:
"I'm a bot"
The knife slid into Paul's creation causing it to explode, killing Paul.
"oh men oh..." said Paul with a tear in his eye as he died...again. Paul was dead.
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Three days later, Ari emerged from her snow palace.
"Paul... I will fly all the Icelandic fish to your funeral tomorrow. ALL of them." He raised his leg and unzipped his pants, whizzing all over Paul's funeral invitation.
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Elsewhere, Curtis and Shawn opened their invitations only to find the envelopes empty. "This is quite the surprise!" exclaimed Curtis. "It seems as though the envelope contained Anthrax." Curtis and Shawn passed peacefully later.
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"Those Bastards!" shouted Steve Aspen with a bot stabbing his buttocks. The dicks in butts got really slippery as the gang came in wielding Astroglide and other lubricants. The bots decided to take over the Massachusettians' capital where Leos had had enough of his own crazy Boston bullshit.
"Come and get some you pieces of monkey poo!" Leos shouted shooting in the wrong direction as his back was stabbed. BoopleNogDalp smiled behind with a bloody, sharp tonka truck.
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Then the bots all died too from an EMP.
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Then, the reunion! Of the snowmen. But Jango was running late. He had stopped to build an igloo. He thought that his brother Vic loved swine and got a pig. Fat oinking fuck. It was then the bots revived and started to attack with chainsaws built from wee. They quickly killed all the snowmen. All that was left was Hupu.
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Paulbot came alive and he ate his dog, Dylan shouted "You aren't even a meat-eater," making Paulus shit nuts and bolts. Dylan decided to cut his wrists. But the dumbass got butchered by the Swedish Chef, also a bot. "BORK BORK BORK!" it yelled chopping as Dylan's head vanished into the gaping hole in Paul's butt. "ZOUNDS!"
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Finally........................the reunion!
Paul laid peacefully in his casket as the members of FE arrived. First stepped out Jeffrey, who was drunk as ever. So drunk that he fell on his head. The concussion, mixed with the drunkeness, caused him to spill his deepest, darkest secret. Three little words that would change the fate of Paul's funeral, and the way we would look at Jeff...
"Penis size forever"
The words echoed in Vernons head as it brought upon a flashback:
Little Vernon was standing over his sister called Nenna who died earlier, after fucking Leos in chinese checkers. She literally fucked him on top of a chinese checkers board.
Sobbing, Vernon noticed that there was something written on her forehead:
"Leos was here"
It was then Boopbeepboop stabbed him with a large chinese checker, but in that instant Vernon turned around and saw Hupu directly staring into his eyes motionless. "Welcome to Hupu's Whore House!" said Hupu with excitement as he unzipped his pants, revealing a golden key.
"Sophia! It's you!" Leos yelped as Boopbeepboop backstabbed him. Hupu's golden keynis flapped gracefully in yucky milky goo. Standing beside him was headless Korr.
"oh men it's a rolling head. Ah, Dylan's back." said a bot.
"Penis size forever" said Zombie Nenna.
The flashback ended
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"What have I got myself into?!" backstabbed Vernon yelled into a loudspeaker. He dropped dead. Tears shed from no one, Hooray!
"Life is short, might as well snort some cocaine off a penguin's beak. Brrrrr!" Henry said as he watched the scene.
"NAW NAW NAW!" shouted Vernonbot with gay nerd friends Jonathan and Patrick.
Patrick was already knee deep in Paul's grave that Zombie Paul bit his toe off.
"It's happening!" yelled Jonathan, "The dead are rising!"
Suddenly the bots ran up some trees, causing the indigenous swamp people zombies to rampage. The narrator shook his head sadly.
"What kind of tomfoolery is Matt Cookson up to nowadays?"
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At the Olympics, the man himself, wearing only underpants, recreated Breaking Bad.
He got sued by Gince Villigan, raped by Monad and another bot. It was Vusskaveavyblackwww.ndimforums.com, an alias of Nennabot, who came equipped with a deadly paper sword. It was then decapitated Zombie Korr rose to find his body.
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At the funeral, with empty coffin, sneezin and splutterin, the priest looked down at his huge dark black pre-evolved burnt ape who' s name was Proto-Boone who decided to destroy the notion of gender. Proto-Boone went crazy, rapidly contracting AIDS from all of Vernon's shitty posts. This caused FE to quarantine Vernon |  |
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Count Graduon
Inspired by basic evil wizards
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| Post #287: 12th Oct 2013 12:29 PM | |
One morning, Paul walked into a room full of famous fictional characters. He quickly realized that Matt forgot the theme. So he woke up.
When he woke, he found bots had sent invites for a party for his death. Confused, Paul turned to his friend little Paul Junior.
"I wonder what the bots would have done if I didn't update my anti-bot software."
Paul Junior replied:
"I'm a bot"
The knife slid into Paul's creation causing it to explode, killing Paul.
"oh men oh..." said Paul with a tear in his eye as he died...again. Paul was dead.
-----------
Three days later, Ari emerged from her snow palace.
"Paul... I will fly all the Icelandic fish to your funeral tomorrow. ALL of them." He raised his leg and unzipped his pants, whizzing all over Paul's funeral invitation.
-----------
Elsewhere, Curtis and Shawn opened their invitations only to find the envelopes empty. "This is quite the surprise!" exclaimed Curtis. "It seems as though the envelope contained Anthrax." Curtis and Shawn passed peacefully later.
----------------
"Those Bastards!" shouted Steve Aspen with a bot stabbing his buttocks. The dicks in butts got really slippery as the gang came in wielding Astroglide and other lubricants. The bots decided to take over the Massachusettians' capital where Leos had had enough of his own crazy Boston bullshit.
"Come and get some you pieces of monkey poo!" Leos shouted shooting in the wrong direction as his back was stabbed. BoopleNogDalp smiled behind with a bloody, sharp tonka truck.
-------------------
Then the bots all died too from an EMP.
-------------------
Then, the reunion! Of the snowmen. But Jango was running late. He had stopped to build an igloo. He thought that his brother Vic loved swine and got a pig. Fat oinking fuck. It was then the bots revived and started to attack with chainsaws built from wee. They quickly killed all the snowmen. All that was left was Hupu.
------------------------
Paulbot came alive and he ate his dog, Dylan shouted "You aren't even a meat-eater," making Paulus shit nuts and bolts. Dylan decided to cut his wrists. But the dumbass got butchered by the Swedish Chef, also a bot. "BORK BORK BORK!" it yelled chopping as Dylan's head vanished into the gaping hole in Paul's butt. "ZOUNDS!"
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Finally........................the reunion!
Paul laid peacefully in his casket as the members of FE arrived. First stepped out Jeffrey, who was drunk as ever. So drunk that he fell on his head. The concussion, mixed with the drunkeness, caused him to spill his deepest, darkest secret. Three little words that would change the fate of Paul's funeral, and the way we would look at Jeff...
"Penis size forever"
The words echoed in Vernons head as it brought upon a flashback:
Little Vernon was standing over his sister called Nenna who died earlier, after fucking Leos in chinese checkers. She literally fucked him on top of a chinese checkers board.
Sobbing, Vernon noticed that there was something written on her forehead:
"Leos was here"
It was then Boopbeepboop stabbed him with a large chinese checker, but in that instant Vernon turned around and saw Hupu directly staring into his eyes motionless. "Welcome to Hupu's Whore House!" said Hupu with excitement as he unzipped his pants, revealing a golden key.
"Sophia! It's you!" Leos yelped as Boopbeepboop backstabbed him. Hupu's golden keynis flapped gracefully in yucky milky goo. Standing beside him was headless Korr.
"oh men it's a rolling head. Ah, Dylan's back." said a bot.
"Penis size forever" said Zombie Nenna.
The flashback ended
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"What have I got myself into?!" backstabbed Vernon yelled into a loudspeaker. He dropped dead. Tears shed from no one, Hooray!
"Life is short, might as well snort some cocaine off a penguin's beak. Brrrrr!" Henry said as he watched the scene.
"NAW NAW NAW!" shouted Vernonbot with gay nerd friends Jonathan and Patrick.
Patrick was already knee deep in Paul's grave that Zombie Paul bit his toe off.
"It's happening!" yelled Jonathan, "The dead are rising!"
Suddenly the bots ran up some trees, causing the indigenous swamp people zombies to rampage. The narrator shook his head sadly.
"What kind of tomfoolery is Matt Cookson up to nowadays?"
-------------------
At the Olympics, the man himself, wearing only underpants, recreated Breaking Bad.
He got sued by Gince Villigan, raped by Monad and another bot. It was Vusskaveavyblackwww.ndimforums.com, an alias of Nennabot, who came equipped with a deadly paper sword. It was then decapitated Zombie Korr rose to find his body.
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At the funeral, with empty coffin, sneezin and splutterin, the priest looked down at his huge dark black pre-evolved burnt ape who' s name was Proto-Boone who decided to destroy the notion of gender. Proto-Boone went crazy, rapidly contracting AIDS from all of Vernon's shitty posts. This caused FE to quarantine Vernon, but he escaped | | "Kurtis Page isn't real, in fact he is an alias of a rogue program that murders people throughout the internet." - Korr |
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Rob of 2015
-1,000 karma or bust!
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| Post #288: 12th Oct 2013 9:25 PM | |
One morning, Paul walked into a room full of famous fictional characters. He quickly realized that Matt forgot the theme. So he woke up.
When he woke, he found bots had sent invites for a party for his death. Confused, Paul turned to his friend little Paul Junior.
"I wonder what the bots would have done if I didn't update my anti-bot software."
Paul Junior replied:
"I'm a bot"
The knife slid into Paul's creation causing it to explode, killing Paul.
"oh men oh..." said Paul with a tear in his eye as he died...again. Paul was dead.
-----------
Three days later, Ari emerged from her snow palace.
"Paul... I will fly all the Icelandic fish to your funeral tomorrow. ALL of them." He raised his leg and unzipped his pants, whizzing all over Paul's funeral invitation.
-----------
Elsewhere, Curtis and Shawn opened their invitations only to find the envelopes empty. "This is quite the surprise!" exclaimed Curtis. "It seems as though the envelope contained Anthrax." Curtis and Shawn passed peacefully later.
----------------
"Those Bastards!" shouted Steve Aspen with a bot stabbing his buttocks. The dicks in butts got really slippery as the gang came in wielding Astroglide and other lubricants. The bots decided to take over the Massachusettians' capital where Leos had had enough of his own crazy Boston bullshit.
"Come and get some you pieces of monkey poo!" Leos shouted shooting in the wrong direction as his back was stabbed. BoopleNogDalp smiled behind with a bloody, sharp tonka truck.
-------------------
Then the bots all died too from an EMP.
-------------------
Then, the reunion! Of the snowmen. But Jango was running late. He had stopped to build an igloo. He thought that his brother Vic loved swine and got a pig. Fat oinking fuck. It was then the bots revived and started to attack with chainsaws built from wee. They quickly killed all the snowmen. All that was left was Hupu.
------------------------
Paulbot came alive and he ate his dog, Dylan shouted "You aren't even a meat-eater," making Paulus shit nuts and bolts. Dylan decided to cut his wrists. But the dumbass got butchered by the Swedish Chef, also a bot. "BORK BORK BORK!" it yelled chopping as Dylan's head vanished into the gaping hole in Paul's butt. "ZOUNDS!"
------------------------
Finally........................the reunion!
Paul laid peacefully in his casket as the members of FE arrived. First stepped out Jeffrey, who was drunk as ever. So drunk that he fell on his head. The concussion, mixed with the drunkeness, caused him to spill his deepest, darkest secret. Three little words that would change the fate of Paul's funeral, and the way we would look at Jeff...
"Penis size forever"
The words echoed in Vernons head as it brought upon a flashback:
Little Vernon was standing over his sister called Nenna who died earlier, after fucking Leos in chinese checkers. She literally fucked him on top of a chinese checkers board.
Sobbing, Vernon noticed that there was something written on her forehead:
"Leos was here"
It was then Boopbeepboop stabbed him with a large chinese checker, but in that instant Vernon turned around and saw Hupu directly staring into his eyes motionless. "Welcome to Hupu's Whore House!" said Hupu with excitement as he unzipped his pants, revealing a golden key.
"Sophia! It's you!" Leos yelped as Boopbeepboop backstabbed him. Hupu's golden keynis flapped gracefully in yucky milky goo. Standing beside him was headless Korr.
"oh men it's a rolling head. Ah, Dylan's back." said a bot.
"Penis size forever" said Zombie Nenna.
The flashback ended
---------------------
"What have I got myself into?!" backstabbed Vernon yelled into a loudspeaker. He dropped dead. Tears shed from no one, Hooray!
"Life is short, might as well snort some cocaine off a penguin's beak. Brrrrr!" Henry said as he watched the scene.
"NAW NAW NAW!" shouted Vernonbot with gay nerd friends Jonathan and Patrick.
Patrick was already knee deep in Paul's grave that Zombie Paul bit his toe off.
"It's happening!" yelled Jonathan, "The dead are rising!"
Suddenly the bots ran up some trees, causing the indigenous swamp people zombies to rampage. The narrator shook his head sadly.
"What kind of tomfoolery is Matt Cookson up to nowadays?"
-------------------
At the Olympics, the man himself, wearing only underpants, recreated Breaking Bad.
He got sued by Gince Villigan, raped by Monad and another bot. It was Vusskaveavyblackwww.ndimforums.com, an alias of Nennabot, who came equipped with a deadly paper sword. It was then decapitated Zombie Korr rose to find his body.
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At the funeral, with empty coffin, sneezin and splutterin, the priest looked down at his huge dark black pre-evolved burnt ape who' s name was Proto-Boone who decided to destroy the notion of gender. Proto-Boone went crazy, rapidly contracting AIDS from all of Vernon's shitty posts. This caused FE to quarantine Vernon, but he escaped with Jenna Marbles |   
"If Rebekah could keep doing this, she could gain favor and become a ruthless dictator."
Best player on the losing team two Labs running. |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #289: 14th Oct 2013 2:46 AM | |
One morning, Paul walked into a room full of famous fictional characters. He quickly realized that Matt forgot the theme. So he woke up.
When he woke, he found bots had sent invites for a party for his death. Confused, Paul turned to his friend little Paul Junior.
"I wonder what the bots would have done if I didn't update my anti-bot software."
Paul Junior replied:
"I'm a bot"
The knife slid into Paul's creation causing it to explode, killing Paul.
"oh men oh..." said Paul with a tear in his eye as he died...again. Paul was dead.
-----------
Three days later, Ari emerged from her snow palace.
"Paul... I will fly all the Icelandic fish to your funeral tomorrow. ALL of them." He raised his leg and unzipped his pants, whizzing all over Paul's funeral invitation.
-----------
Elsewhere, Curtis and Shawn opened their invitations only to find the envelopes empty. "This is quite the surprise!" exclaimed Curtis. "It seems as though the envelope contained Anthrax." Curtis and Shawn passed peacefully later.
----------------
"Those Bastards!" shouted Steve Aspen with a bot stabbing his buttocks. The dicks in butts got really slippery as the gang came in wielding Astroglide and other lubricants. The bots decided to take over the Massachusettians' capital where Leos had had enough of his own crazy Boston bullshit.
"Come and get some you pieces of monkey poo!" Leos shouted shooting in the wrong direction as his back was stabbed. BoopleNogDalp smiled behind with a bloody, sharp tonka truck.
-------------------
Then the bots all died too from an EMP.
-------------------
Then, the reunion! Of the snowmen. But Jango was running late. He had stopped to build an igloo. He thought that his brother Vic loved swine and got a pig. Fat oinking fuck. It was then the bots revived and started to attack with chainsaws built from wee. They quickly killed all the snowmen. All that was left was Hupu.
------------------------
Paulbot came alive and he ate his dog, Dylan shouted "You aren't even a meat-eater," making Paulus shit nuts and bolts. Dylan decided to cut his wrists. But the dumbass got butchered by the Swedish Chef, also a bot. "BORK BORK BORK!" it yelled chopping as Dylan's head vanished into the gaping hole in Paul's butt. "ZOUNDS!"
------------------------
Finally........................the reunion!
Paul laid peacefully in his casket as the members of FE arrived. First stepped out Jeffrey, who was drunk as ever. So drunk that he fell on his head. The concussion, mixed with the drunkeness, caused him to spill his deepest, darkest secret. Three little words that would change the fate of Paul's funeral, and the way we would look at Jeff...
"Penis size forever"
The words echoed in Vernons head as it brought upon a flashback:
Little Vernon was standing over his sister called Nenna who died earlier, after fucking Leos in chinese checkers. She literally fucked him on top of a chinese checkers board.
Sobbing, Vernon noticed that there was something written on her forehead:
"Leos was here"
It was then Boopbeepboop stabbed him with a large chinese checker, but in that instant Vernon turned around and saw Hupu directly staring into his eyes motionless. "Welcome to Hupu's Whore House!" said Hupu with excitement as he unzipped his pants, revealing a golden key.
"Sophia! It's you!" Leos yelped as Boopbeepboop backstabbed him. Hupu's golden keynis flapped gracefully in yucky milky goo. Standing beside him was headless Korr.
"oh men it's a rolling head. Ah, Dylan's back." said a bot.
"Penis size forever" said Zombie Nenna.
The flashback ended
---------------------
"What have I got myself into?!" backstabbed Vernon yelled into a loudspeaker. He dropped dead. Tears shed from no one, Hooray!
"Life is short, might as well snort some cocaine off a penguin's beak. Brrrrr!" Henry said as he watched the scene.
"NAW NAW NAW!" shouted Vernonbot with gay nerd friends Jonathan and Patrick.
Patrick was already knee deep in Paul's grave that Zombie Paul bit his toe off.
"It's happening!" yelled Jonathan, "The dead are rising!"
Suddenly the bots ran up some trees, causing the indigenous swamp people zombies to rampage. The narrator shook his head sadly.
"What kind of tomfoolery is Matt Cookson up to nowadays?"
-------------------
At the Olympics, the man himself, wearing only underpants, recreated Breaking Bad.
He got sued by Gince Villigan, raped by Monad and another bot. It was Vusskaveavyblackwww.ndimforums.com, an alias of Nennabot, who came equipped with a deadly paper sword. It was then decapitated Zombie Korr rose to find his body.
-------------------
At the funeral, with empty coffin, sneezin and splutterin, the priest looked down at his huge dark black pre-evolved burnt ape who' s name was Proto-Boone who decided to destroy the notion of gender. Proto-Boone went crazy, rapidly contracting AIDS from all of Vernon's shitty posts. This caused FE to quarantine Vernon, but he escaped with Jenna Marbles. They died.
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Korru
Shitlord
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| Post #290: 14th Oct 2013 3:30 AM | |
Close the topic Curtis! | | |
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