I've spent money on microtransactions
- If GLB counts, yeah.

I've been in a limo
- Yeah, a couple of times. It's meh.

I've participated in a car race, legal or illegal
- No.

I carry a self defense weapon with me
- No.

I've been on a rollercoaster in the last year
- Not in the past year.

I've gotten cut by a cat scratch
- Well, you own cats it is bound to happen.

I've been to church in the last year
- I've been to church yard sales but that's as close as I get.

I've had a puppy or kitten in the last two years
- Nah, my "kittens" are older.

I've left a review on Yelp
- Nope

I am banned from a forum or site
- No.

I made resolutions for last New Years and kept them
- I made a resolution not to do resolutions.

I own a suit
- Yep, a few for client meetings, though mostly I just go sports coats and slacks rather than pull out the nice suit, since many clients are more bus cas now and a full suit looks like you over dressed for it. I also use it for funerals.

I've driven a tractor
- Yep.

I'm voting this year
- Fuck yeah of course. I don't miss out on voting; local races are always important at a minimum.

I've worked at a fast food joint at some point in my life
- I worked in a burgers and ribs place and it was glorious.

I wear jewelry
- Wedding ring. Used to wear a silver ankh necklace all the time back in my clubbing days but that thing is long gone.

I've spent money on microtransactions
Yup, if I play a game a lot then I don't mind paying the company for it.

I've been in a limo
Once... I think

I've participated in a car race, legal or illegal
Nope

I carry a self defense weapon with me
Nope

I've been on a rollercoaster in the last year
Nope, haven't gone on one in a long time I think

I've gotten cut by a cat scratch
Yup

I've been to church in the last year
Yup

I've had a puppy or kitten in the last two years
Yup, 1 and 2

I've left a review on Yelp
Nope, I had Yelp once, it was awful.

I am banned from a forum or site
I don't think I am.

I made resolutions for last New Years and kept them
No, since I never do them, I didn't make one

I own a suit
Several

I've driven a tractor
uhhhh, I may have "driven" one when I was a little kid with my grandpa, if that counts.

I'm voting this year
Naw

I've worked at a fast food joint at some point in my life
Luckily never

I wear jewelry
No I find it uncomfortable and pointless