Onto Route 30!
For some more Grinding on the Way to Mr. Pokemon's house. But first to watch the pros.



This is a real Pokemon battle going on here! Rattatas and all!



Mr. Pokemon live here. Why don't real houses have peoples names on the outside of them?



Guilty.



Yeah Mal the errand boy that's me.



YES



Looks can be deceiving have you read Cbox Royale?



um..



Oh... more gadgets... thanks.



Yeah I doubt I'll fill it up but THANKS.

Now it's time to go back to E-



...did I give you my number I don't rememb-



Ah... alright man, jeez. On the way... Just gotta make it back through..



Oh god it's this asshole again.



Well fuck you too!




Oh boy here we go.



Well hello ????



Yeah there's no way you're beating me here buddy.



Actually yes.

Meanwhile back at the Lab.



Yeah some asshole bro trainer just battled me with the stolen goods.



Yeah it was terrible.



Err.... no, I didn't actually. Do you want me... to... err... make one up?

Alright, asshole obsessed with winning who never wins... hmm...



hehe



Yes it was BITO, arrest him!



If you need a character witness or anything call me on my pokegear brah.

And then I gave Elm that thing I got from Mr. Pokemon it was an egg pretty useless I skipped it.



He did! I'm sure you want me to go and beat some Pokemon Gyms and the Champion now, it's only fitting.



Yeah yeah I know I can handle it ELM. Smell ya later.



Oh! Thanks Aide always looking out for me. Now I have Poke ball!



Moment of truth, first pokemon I see I have to catch.



Here we go!



It's Hoothoot!



Caught that sucker!



Now for the moment of truth.



Alright guys. Time to pick another FE member for my party!

Oh so your name is HUPU?



Great name!



Tackle and Growl... gotta work on that level though. Time to grind him a bit.



Level 6... alright, that's a start at least.



he foresees a baby... appearing, unexpectedly, in your near future.



Thanks I'll put it on it's skin.



This gate leads to another area, so I can catch a new pokemon in here, let's go in.

Oh there are people in here at the foot of this dead end mountain, I guess I'll chat them up.



Thanks for the advice kid, lemme talk to the security guard, I'm sure he has some sage advice.



Fuck you security I have weak knees.



Alright, although I can't climb this ledge I can use the grass in this area to catch another FE member for my team.



Here we go!



Ah! Geodude. Gen 1 pokemon.

Hupu was no good at smacking this bitch so I had to get Paulus on it.



FINGERS CROSSED



YES!



And here we go again.



That was quick. Which FE member is this?

Wikey... level 3. He only knows Tackle... ffs I'm going to grind him and Hupu.




Wikey even learned Defense curl. He curled up behind Paterson and cried for half the game.


Ah yes, Quite a lot of healing going on and I had to see this bitch judging me all night.



You don't know me. You don't know my life.



Yes please thanks for the free healthcare.



Time to go into the next area... I can catch a new pokemon here.



I managed to miss any pokemon and walked to this random house.



Thanks random man who likes berries. I will take your advice.



Mother fucker.



Still managed to avoid any pokemon... talking to this guy.



Doo do doo do doo doo doo...



Oh... hi there, I guess I could battle you.



Oh it's on.



So that's where Joelostdharma went.



Bitchin Rattata you got there be a shame if I-



Well that was easy.



Happens to the best of us Joe.



Living the dream man.



uggghhhhh ok.



Try not to call me too much, I just... don't like talking on the phone much.

Time to catch me a pokemon finally.





It's a Spinarak! I've got a rock I doubt I'll have any prob-



POISONED?!

Fuck you spider. I'm catching you.



...



BINGO!



Pretty creepy.



What do you guys think? Which FE is this?