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Poll of the Day #310; wedding season
 Poll Question: Which?
I have been a groomsman/bridesmaid
 
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I have been the best man/maid of honor
 
5 Votes
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I have never been any of those things
 
3 Votes
(16%)
 
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Post #16: 24th May 2018 9:12 AM 
I have to go golfing tomorrow morning before the wedding and I am going to get sunburnt to a CRISP just in time for the ceremony and all the pictures. Calling it now
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Post #17: 24th May 2018 9:41 AM 
Curtis @ 24/5/2018 9:12
I have to go golfing tomorrow morning before the wedding and I am going to get sunburnt to a CRISP just in time for the ceremony and all the pictures. Calling it now


They sell this new stuff called sunscreen...it's helps protect against sun burns and I hear it works pretty well.
 
   
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Post #18: 24th May 2018 10:23 AM 
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Post #19: 24th May 2018 11:53 AM 
Ben @ 24/5/2018 10:41
Curtis @ 24/5/2018 9:12
I have to go golfing tomorrow morning before the wedding and I am going to get sunburnt to a CRISP just in time for the ceremony and all the pictures. Calling it now


They sell this new stuff called sunscreen...it's helps protect against sun burns and I hear it works pretty well.


Trust me, on me it does not
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Post #20: 25th May 2018 11:31 AM 
Tomorrow for my boss's wedding i'm just an usher, still had to get a tux though
Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.

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Post #21: 25th May 2018 12:19 PM 
Plot twist: I didn’t get burnt and it turns out I’m an incredible golfer
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Post #22: 25th May 2018 12:23 PM 
There's a shocker

I'm going to start calling you Domino
Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.

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Post #23: 25th May 2018 12:32 PM 
Curtis @ 25/5/2018 12:19
Plot twist: I didn’t get burnt and it turns out I’m an incredible golfer


O ya. Did you enjoy it? If I come to visit will you take me golfing.
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Post #24: 25th May 2018 12:34 PM 
Curtis @ 25/5/2018 12:19
Plot twist: I didn’t get burnt and it turns out I’m an incredible golfer


When is the FE Golf outing going to take place?
 
   
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Post #25: 25th May 2018 1:15 PM 
Dyl @ 25/5/2018 13:32
Curtis @ 25/5/2018 12:19
Plot twist: I didn’t get burnt and it turns out I’m an incredible golfer


O ya. Did you enjoy it? If I come to visit will you take me golfing.


It’s a date :))
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Post #26: 25th May 2018 2:06 PM 
I've never been the best man at a wedding. I was a groomsman once (for a good friend) and an usher (for my sister).

Pro tip: if you agree to be a groomsman (or bridesmaid, I guess), in any capacity, don't back out for bullshit reasons less than two weeks before the wedding. Especially if the bride just dropped $300+ on fancy programs with your name in them.

I haven't spoken to that guy in 12 years next month.
 
   
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