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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #16: 24th May 2018 9:12 AM | |
I have to go golfing tomorrow morning before the wedding and I am going to get sunburnt to a CRISP just in time for the ceremony and all the pictures. Calling it now | |
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Ben
Serial Killer
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| Post #17: 24th May 2018 9:41 AM | |
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| I have to go golfing tomorrow morning before the wedding and I am going to get sunburnt to a CRISP just in time for the ceremony and all the pictures. Calling it now |
They sell this new stuff called sunscreen...it's helps protect against sun burns and I hear it works pretty well. | | |
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vladykins
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| Post #18: 24th May 2018 10:23 AM | |
SPF 100 | | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #19: 24th May 2018 11:53 AM | |
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| I have to go golfing tomorrow morning before the wedding and I am going to get sunburnt to a CRISP just in time for the ceremony and all the pictures. Calling it now |
They sell this new stuff called sunscreen...it's helps protect against sun burns and I hear it works pretty well. |
Trust me, on me it does not
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Thisisbad
If you need positivity, look elsewhere.
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| Post #20: 25th May 2018 11:31 AM | |
Tomorrow for my boss's wedding i'm just an usher, still had to get a tux though | Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.
TIB - 2 time award winner "Worst mafia player" at FE (maybe everywhere)
2020 winner of World’s Best Brother Award
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Curtis said he wishes I never joined FE.
2020 winner funniest FE member.
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #21: 25th May 2018 12:19 PM | |
Plot twist: I didn’t get burnt and it turns out I’m an incredible golfer | |
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Thisisbad
If you need positivity, look elsewhere.
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| Post #22: 25th May 2018 12:23 PM | |
There's a shocker
I'm going to start calling you Domino | Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.
TIB - 2 time award winner "Worst mafia player" at FE (maybe everywhere)
2020 winner of World’s Best Brother Award
https://imgur.com/7PZxVxA.jpg
Curtis said he wishes I never joined FE.
2020 winner funniest FE member.
https://youtu.be/7wlcNEh_OdQ |
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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #23: 25th May 2018 12:32 PM | |
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| Plot twist: I didn’t get burnt and it turns out I’m an incredible golfer |
O ya. Did you enjoy it? If I come to visit will you take me golfing. | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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Ben
Serial Killer
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| Post #24: 25th May 2018 12:34 PM | |
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| Plot twist: I didn’t get burnt and it turns out I’m an incredible golfer |
When is the FE Golf outing going to take place? | | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #25: 25th May 2018 1:15 PM | |
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| Plot twist: I didn’t get burnt and it turns out I’m an incredible golfer |
O ya. Did you enjoy it? If I come to visit will you take me golfing. |
It’s a date :))
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Spin
Milk Bowl
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| Post #26: 25th May 2018 2:06 PM | |
I've never been the best man at a wedding. I was a groomsman once (for a good friend) and an usher (for my sister).
Pro tip: if you agree to be a groomsman (or bridesmaid, I guess), in any capacity, don't back out for bullshit reasons less than two weeks before the wedding. Especially if the bride just dropped $300+ on fancy programs with your name in them.
I haven't spoken to that guy in 12 years next month. | | |
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