I have been on the radio or TV-Was interviewed at a project completion.

I have had a near-death experience- Have been shot at, run over, hung out a window, got stuck in a culvert full of water, been in an explosion, Had an I-beam fall from about 30 feet up and just graze my leg.

I have saved someone from near-death. Knocked a kid off an electrical conduit that shorted out.

I have had something valuable stolen from me. bicycle, tools, airless painter, 300 lb concrete gorilla statue.

I have had to dial 911. For my mom, a few times.

I have written someone a letter. Lots of times.

I have snuck into a movie. Lots of times as a kid.

I have been in a car crash. A bunch of them.

I have visited another country. Not yet.

I can fluently speak another language. Nope.

I am double jointed. No.

I can roll my tongue. Yeah

I have ran away from home. Once when I was 4. Made it across a field. My mom beat my ass with a flyswatter all the way home.

I have gotten suspended from school. Bunch of times.

I would rather live in a different country than the one I'm in
Nope. The USA is a shitshow, but it's the shitshow I know.

I have completed a videogame in the past month. I don't play video games.

I was also stuck in some ductwork in a paint room that caught fire once.

I have been on the radio or TV
I was in the background of my local news at the State Fair once (:

I have had a near-death experience
yes, I was driving on an interstate during a snowy day and was going way faster than I should've. The car in front of me broke hard which ended up causing me brake even harder and tailspin out of control through the lanes of traffic. I ended up getting hit by another car but I was like a second away from being hit by a semi instead

I have saved someone from near-death
no

I have had something valuable stolen from me
no

I have had to dial 911
no

I have written someone a letter
I have no idea why but I wrote one to the KC Chiefs once when I was like 7 and got a bunch of free shit back from them

I have snuck into a movie
no

I have been in a car crash
ya, see above

I have visited another country
just the Bahamas

I can fluently speak another language
no

I am double jointed
no

I can roll my tongue
ya

I have ran away from home
no

I have gotten suspended from school
no

I would rather live in a different country than the one I'm in
kinda, but not really

I have completed a videogame in the past month
I guess LIS: Before the Storm's bonus episode counts?

I have been on the radio or TV -- Both. Radio as a kid I visited my sister's friend while he was DJing a station and I was singing along to "Don't You Forget About Me" so he made my mike hot; little did I know me singing along was being broadcast throughout the Sonoma County area. He taped it for me too, but I don't remember where that tape is now.

TV- I actually MCed a telethon for the local public TV station back in high school.

I have had a near-death experience -- A few
I have saved someone- I was inviolved when my dad did CPR on a neighbor's kid who fell in a pool.


I have had something valuable stolen from me -- not really

I have had to dial 911 -- Yep- most recent was when we had the derecho come through and we lost power. I ended up with food poisoning while we had 100+ temps going on. I went upstairs to go to the bathroom and passed out on the toilet, hitting my head. Wife got me in the tub with cold water going and called 911.

I have written someone a letter -- I'm old. Haven't done it in a long time, though. My daughter loves writing letters and cards, though. That's from her mom's side.


I have snuck into a movie- yeah, a few


I have been in a car crash -- A few of them, but none serious.

I have visited another country -- Canada, Mexico, Ireland, England, Greece, Netherlands, Czech Republic. I feel like I'm missing one or two.


I can fluently speak another language - nope. I'm ok in Spanish if we are slow and I think about it. Better written than oral.

No double jointedness.

I can roll my tongue -- Yep. I can also completely flip it over from side to side, which as I understand it is rarer.

NO ran away nor suspensions (but i got away with a lot of stuff in HS because I was student council.

I would like a place in another country in addition to here.

thisisbad @ 7/4/2018 2:37

Tattooed Tooth @ 6/4/2018 21:19 I have had a near-death experience - A truck hit me while I was riding my bike. Well, only a slam on my back, but it ran over the back tire of my bike. I have had something valuable stolen from me - My bike. ;_; I have been in a car crash - A very soft one, but then my grandpa (who was driving under alcohol influence) had to go to the police station. I have visited another country - Paraguay, when I was 2 years old. I remember nothing. I can fluently speak another language - English. (: I can roll my tongue - I guess... I would rather live in a different country than the one I'm in - At least a colder one, tropical climate sucks. I'm reading this thinking you were in Paraguay when your drunk uncle hit you on your bike and while they were tending to you someone stole the bike

And everything in English instead of Portuguese (or Spanish due to location)!

Primate @ 7/4/2018 20:06

I have had a near-death experience- Have been shot at, run over, hung out a window, got stuck in a culvert full of water, been in an explosion, Had an I-beam fall from about 30 feet up and just graze my leg.

Are you a Hollywood stunt double?

Dyl @ 7/4/2018 21:51

I have been on the radio or TV Ya, I did a couple interviews as a kid for the news. Well one was my grandma at the airport and I was with her. The other was for an "invent an alien" competition in 5th grade. It actually got TV I was very proud. My dad taped a hockey game over it.

oh man. lol Your dad taped over your appearance on television with a hockey game. Was it a good game at least? :P

Mercator @ 9/4/2018 20:36

Primate @ 7/4/2018 20:06 I have had a near-death experience- Have been shot at, run over, hung out a window, got stuck in a culvert full of water, been in an explosion, Had an I-beam fall from about 30 feet up and just graze my leg. Are you a Hollywood stunt double?

No, just lived a little.

Primate @ 10/4/2018 20:57

Mercator @ 9/4/2018 20:36 Primate @ 7/4/2018 20:06 I have had a near-death experience- Have been shot at, run over, hung out a window, got stuck in a culvert full of water, been in an explosion, Had an I-beam fall from about 30 feet up and just graze my leg. Are you a Hollywood stunt double? No, just lived a little.

Sounds more like you died a lot

Curtis @ 10/4/2018 18:59

Primate @ 10/4/2018 20:57 Mercator @ 9/4/2018 20:36 Primate @ 7/4/2018 20:06 I have had a near-death experience- Have been shot at, run over, hung out a window, got stuck in a culvert full of water, been in an explosion, Had an I-beam fall from about 30 feet up and just graze my leg. Are you a Hollywood stunt double? No, just lived a little. Sounds more like you died a lot

I've never died, as far as I know.

I learned a lot of shit the hard way, though.

Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo.
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defying life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies,
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
That made Redford such a star.

I've never spent much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey!
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay. Hey Hey!

I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
That makes Eastwood look so fine.

They'll never make me president
But I've got the best first ladies.
Some days I got'em as far as the eye can see. Oueee!
A morning dive with Jackie Smith,
I crash in the night with Cheryl.
But in the end they never stay with me.

I might fall from a tall building,
So Burt Reynolds don't get hurt.
I might leap a mighty canyon,
So he can kiss and flirt.
While that smooth talker's kissin' my girl
I'm just kissin' dirt.
Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman
That made a lover out of Burt.

wut?

FU DADD

I have been on the radio or TV - Yes. When I auditioned for Endurance and made the top 20, they threw my audition video on tv for an advertising commercial

I have had a near-death experience - Nope

I have saved someone from near-death - I wish, but no

I have had something valuable stolen from me - My Pokemon cards (twice) when I was younger. Those cards would be worth hundreds/thousands now. Pissed. Also, got my iPod stolen at school before.

I have had to dial 911 - Nope

I have written someone a letter - Thank you letters and I wrote to Jeff a lot when we were long distance/when he went off to Survivor

I have snuck into a movie - Yep, but only because the other movie was terrible. So, technically I paid for a movie, I just didn't pay for the one I saw

I have been in a car crash - Yes. Lady slammed on her brakes for a prairie dog at a green light and I slammed into the back of her and totaled my car. I went to the car to make sure she was okay and the first thing she says, "I hope the prairie dog is okay!"

I have visited another country - Rwanda, Mexico, Ireland, Amsterdam, and I know the Bahamas aren't another country, but it's still kinda outside the US

I can fluently speak another language - Got to Spanish 4 in HS but I don't remember most of it

I am double jointed - In some fingers, but that's it

I can roll my tongue - Yes

I have ran away from home - If moving across the country against your family's wishes in running away, then yes. But I've never outright run away with just the clothes on my back and never returned

I have gotten suspended from school - Worst I got was ISS for throwing a snowball at some kid

I would rather live in a different country than the one I'm in - No way, but if I was forced to, I'd have a few in mind

I have completed a videogame in the past month - Yes, Life Is Strange

vladykins @ 12/4/2018 15:31

wut?

It's the theme from Fall Guy!