Put yourself in mortal danger - Yes.
Pocket dialed someone - I did all the time on my old Droid phone, usually at work. Never have on the iphone.
Been robbed - No.
Made someone cry - Yes. Firing or writing people up at work is the most frequent cause of this. The only other time I remember is when a girl in high school, who was always a bitch to me prior, asked me out really suddenly and I really rudely rejected her in front of all her friends. I thought she was just trying to fuck with me but she started bawling.
Asked a woman when she was due and she wasn't actually pregnant - No. Mainly because I don't ask this question as I don't care.
Eaten pet food to see what it tastes like - I ate dry cat food and dog biscuits regularly as a small child. I legit thought biscuits tasted good. Cat food tasted extremely weird.
Fired a gun - Yeah. Was dragged by some Mormons to shoot clay pigeons with a shotgun. I didn't find it very fascinating and never did it again.
Met someone famous - Not as far as I know.
Had sleep paralysis - Yes. Regularly. I get exploding head syndrome quite frequently.
Mistaken a couple for parent and child - Yeah. Never to their face, but I've had the thought, see them start to hold hands or something and then go "oh".

I've only made someone cry

The Santa Pumpkin King @ 15/11/2017 8:01

I've only made someone cry

You still haven't' apologized to me either!

Put yourself in mortal danger:
I don´t think I have, not intentionally at least

Pocket dialed someone:
If I have it was back when I had a Nokia 3510i, I don´t think I have.

Been robbed:
My house got broken into some years ago, mostly my stuff was stolen.

Made someone cry:
Probably?

Asked a woman when she was due and she wasn't actually pregnant:
You never ask a woman pregnant related questions unless you know 100% that she is pregnant.

Eaten pet food to see what it tastes like:
Not sure, might try it soon, thanks.

Fired a gun:
Yup.

Spoiler	+

Met someone famous:
This was asked in a different poll of the day!

Had sleep paralysis:
Yeah once, would not recommend.

Mistaken a couple for parent and child
Almost definitely.

Put yourself in mortal danger - Not intentionally

Pocket dialed someone - Pocket dialed the police during a jam session. Must have sounded awful

Been robbed - Not that I recall

Made someone cry - Yeah. My sister when we were kids and some of my cousins when growing up lol.

Asked a woman when she was due and she wasn't actually pregnant - No. Echoing others, idc so I wouldn't ask anyway.

Eaten pet food to see what it tastes like - I had hamsters growing up, and there was a treat you could get for them that looked just like chocolate buttons. One day, I wanted to see if they tasted like chocolate buttons too.

They didn't.

Fired a gun - No. I could probably go to a farm and shoot a shotgun if I wanted to. But I don't.

Had sleep paralysis - No.

Mistaken a couple for parent and child - Yeah. When I worked behind a bar I was serving a young girl who was with a much older man, and I asked her what her dad wanted to drink. She informed me that the 'dad' was actually her boyfriend. And she didn't look too happy about it. Ugh.

ok next poll coming

Ahoda @ 15/11/2017 8:13

The Santa Pumpkin King @ 15/11/2017 8:01 I've only made someone cry You still haven't' apologized to me either!

fuck your egg

Now you made Ahoda cry again!