My story came very close to a BDSM story so I'm very glad I didn't follow through with that and totally copy Zersch!

Zersch @ 10/10/2017 0:02

Thank you to the people who voted for me, I'm so glad I didn't write about Igor physically, spiritually, sexually and mentally assaulting a toaster for absolutely no reason. At least Christian can rest easy at night knowing that he isn't a human piece of garbage.

I was stroking my dick vigorously while reading it.

Boc @ 10/10/2017 0:29

In a tightly contested bout with some very strong entries, JJ and Zersch have emerged victorious! Sorry Christian, but you are not this year's Biggest Best Person Ever.

Sorry none of my farm animals had sex with each other. :P Not even Mr. and Mrs. Piggington in a flashback.

Congrats B and Z.

CHAPTER TWO

George bravely sprung into action,
faster than Sally by a very small fraction.
He took the cat down with a swipe of the paw
But Sally hit back, striking right in the jaw.

"Stop it!" she cried. "We're on the same side."
"No," George replied. "Not since McDonald died."
"I'm sorry," said Sally. "I won't let you win."
And she picked up the spade and started to spin.

Faster and faster, she worked up the speed
To knock George backwards into a bag of feed.
"You're no match for me, dog," she said with conceit.
"Prepare yourself for inevitable defeat."

"Enough!" George barked, as he leaped toward his foe.
"You're right, though," he said. "Time to end this show."
Sally swung again with the spade, but not quick enough
George bit her in the neck, said "I heard you like it rough."

Before she could reply, he took another bite.
And alas, poor Sally had to give up the fight.
"I'm sorry," George said. "That's it's ending this way."
And then chowed down on all-you-can-eat cat buffet.

When he was finished, he called the police
In hopes that the terror and violence would cease.
A short while later, sirens sounded in the night
He'd turn himself in, and everything would be alright.

But it wouldn't be alright, because Jen the Hen led the charge
And the army she'd amassed had grown quite large.
They all exited the barn and headed toward the cars
For a confrontation with the police under the stars.



TO BE CONTINUED...



















...NEVER.

We've been canceled.

If Nofo doesn't produce scripts for his network deal they will probably pick you up instead, C.