Herminator @ 6/10/2017 16:09

vladykins @ 6/10/2017 22:03 Herminator @ 6/10/2017 14:59 As far as neighbours go, I'm somewhat aquainted with the people living right next to me. I've helped them set up their internet and stuff. I say hi and talk to a few others on occasion, but I'm not in a name to name relationship or anything. Maybe if you manhandled their snake? That would be one way to handle it I guess, but I'm afraid their snakes would bite me in my face and kill me. No bueno.

I'll help you, together we can man handle the snake and make sure it bites neither of us.

Alright Zersch, but if anything goes wrong I'm blaming you.

I've done all of these except for go to the Grand Canyon.

- One of my old landlords had a boa. We use to go to his house a lot and he let me handle it once. Thought it was pretty cool, but I don't think I'd ever want one as a pet.

- My friend and I went through a storage shed of his family's and found his brother's NES with Friday the 13th and Duck Hunt/Super Mario Bros. Played it but 11 year old me was not impressed as Friday the 13th sucked balls, Duck Hunt didn't work very well with the zapper and I had already played SMB on Super Mario All-Stars and was disappointed by the graphics not being the same.

- I have a few unopened birthday cards sitting around here somewhere. I'm a bad person.

- I went to the Jets/Cardinals Monday Night Football game last year. Front row by the Jets' goal line. 'Ho boy was that bad.

- I use Alexa to wake me up since it's super loud (I'm a vry deep sleeper) and have stopped setting back-up alarms on my phone. I dread the day one of the dogs pulls the plug out to Alexa.

- This is one of the things I miss about my apartment was that I was friends with almost all the neighbors around there. Since moving to suburban hell, I don't know any of them.

- I injure myself a lot at work. The worst was probably when I somehow got spill magic and fabric softener in my eye, had to go to the hospital and get my eye pumped from that. Yesterday the same thing nearly happened as someone put a spill magic clean-up in a plastic bag and threw it in the recycables, which I was cleaning up and it got everywhere on me. Also glass was inside. Someone's getting fired.

- I unfortuantely do and it's the shitty thing about being in a small town and working for the biggest game in town as I have unavoidable run-ins with him all the time. It's my ex's boyfriend. I try to ignore him, he attempts to antagonize me whenever I see him.

- I'm terrible at the dishes. I really need a dishwasher.

- Haven't been to the Grand Canyon. I was very tempted to go see it when I was in Arizona for the aforementioned football game, but we were so exhausted from traveling that we just wanted to go home. Think I would like it since I love Moab.

I've handled a snake
snakes are great


I've played a physical game cartridge on the original NES
I misread this and said yes, but this might still be true. I think I played it at my cousin's house when I was a kid


I have a card addressed to me somewhere in my home
My mom just gave me an "early halloween" card today because she had a free scratch off ticket and wanted to give me it. She added a bunch of easter and summer fun stickers on it. Then she decided to up the ante and gave me a valentines giftbag and gave me a christmas ornament, wrapped in baby blue tissue paper.

She wasn't trying to be ironic she just really likes stickers and wrapping presents


I've been to a nationally televised sporting event
I've been to a few baseball games because friends had tickets but I don't think they were nationally televised. Most got rained out and I don't really like baseball so I don't remember any details.


My phone is my only alarm clock
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I'm acquainted with my neighbors
I used to be but everyone else was smart enough to move. The only ones left are my grandma's arch nemesises across the street who park their car in ways she hates.

It's torn our families apart.

Dishes man, keeping me from a perfect 10/10. I hate doing dishes.

I think your mom is gifted, Rose!

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I've had a work related injury

I broke my hand this week breaking up a fight