- Our computer attacks us and then breaks
- We learn a little bit more about Curtis' mommy issues through a very strange flashback scene
- European chick still very much wants our dick
- Terrible jokes in our email inbox
- We finally visit the Dreaming Tree!
- We close off Chapter 1 as we officially pass the hour mark of the game.
- Itstrevoryay consoles us at The Dreaming Tree
- Our email gets spammed with terrible jokes
- Speaking of EATING....
- A random Cinemax sex scene occurs
- Our girlfriend still sucks.
- We get a date to a bondage club with European lady, what could go wrong?!
- We finally get to see the huge reveal of what's behind the door to the Vicario Household!
- The games' very first death scene occurs!
- The toolbox is opened to reveal.... stuff.
- WHAT DO I DOOOOOO?
- My bookcase turns EVIILLLLL
- A very revealing session with a psychiatrist takes a bizarre turn
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Desynching is particular bad in this episode. Due to the age of this game, Camtasia only picks up the audio when something is going on and then mashes it all together, making me have to split it up and create the dead noise myself. One of the reasons I have been putting off this episode for so long! So apologies.
Next time... we date European whore at a bondage club that'll go delightfully, I'm sure.
