jamie Reputation: 115 Group: Overlord Posts: 11,794 Joined: Jan 11, 2015
Post #16 : 15th Jul 2017 1:33 PM
ya well my lawnmower ran over my dad & uncle with a bunny
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor
Curtis Reputation: 1,170 Group: Admin Posts: 79,234 Joined: Jun 22, 2012
Post #17 : 15th Jul 2017 1:34 PM MY LAWNMOWER HAS CANCER
Spin Reputation: 119 Group: Godfather Posts: 25,300 Joined: Feb 18, 2015
Post #18 : 15th Jul 2017 4:41 PM My cancer has a lawnmower uncle.
Grumpy Ass Old Woman FU DADD Reputation: 137 Group: Godfather Posts: 32,699 Joined: Feb 22, 2014
Post #19 : 15th Jul 2017 4:45 PM True story:
Nofo Reputation: 2 Group: Legend Posts: 8,246 Joined: Jul 20, 2013
Post #20 : 15th Jul 2017 4:59 PM And my dad ran my uncle over with a lawnmower
did the lawnmower make it?
nav is ugly and i am pretty
Thisisbourbon Reputation: 100 Group: Overlord Posts: 13,853 Joined: Sep 7, 2016
Post #21 : 15th Jul 2017 6:49 PM True story:
My buddy attempted the same thing except it was between a wave runner he was driving and the dock. He claimed he tried to turn but it didn't respond. Shockingly by friend wasn't injured but the wave runner took several thousand dollars of damage
primate Reputation: 102 Group: Godfather Posts: 24,154 Joined: Feb 21, 2015
Post #22 : 17th Jul 2017 7:09 AM I have to do mower surgery about every 3 weeks to keep my crappy craftsman running. Pretty sure it has a degenerative disease of some kind.
primate Reputation: 102 Group: Godfather Posts: 24,154 Joined: Feb 21, 2015
Post #23 : 17th Jul 2017 7:12 AM I had a friend who ran over a dog while someone was walking it on a leash.
vladykins Reputation: 251 Group: Overlord Posts: 14,240 Joined: Jan 20, 2016
Post #24 : 17th Jul 2017 7:47 AM And my dad ran my uncle over with a lawnmower
I do *not* recommend this.
How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat?
Bryce Reputation: 100 Group: Legend Posts: 8,748 Joined: Jun 26, 2012
Post #25 : 17th Jul 2017 12:49 PM I had a friend who ran over a dog while someone was walking it on a leash.
Reminded me of this scene
foresnaffle Reputation: 22 Group: Deceased Posts: 2,017 Joined: Dec 23, 2016
Post #26 : 17th Jul 2017 5:17 PM most bunnies are cancers because that's the peak of their breeding season
Curtis Reputation: 1,170 Group: Admin Posts: 79,234 Joined: Jun 22, 2012
Post #27 : 18th Jul 2017 5:01 PM VIDEO
foresnaffle Reputation: 22 Group: Deceased Posts: 2,017 Joined: Dec 23, 2016
Post #28 : 19th Jul 2017 12:11 AM VIDEO
what the shit. now i'm all mad.
Grumpy Ass Old Woman FU DADD Reputation: 137 Group: Godfather Posts: 32,699 Joined: Feb 22, 2014
Post #29 : 19th Jul 2017 6:48 AM I am pretty sure the most depressing thing over the past 24 hours is Curtis winning Spin's mafia game.
Curtis Reputation: 1,170 Group: Admin Posts: 79,234 Joined: Jun 22, 2012
Post #30 : 19th Jul 2017 10:07 AM Pretty sure it was the fact that you were denied the dildo death :(
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