Curtis @ 5/10/2016 13:26

Tell him the affected area is your penile region

Those aren't aliens.

Otis Booard

I'm considering saying that I have many online friends who are also interested in his services and leaving a link to FE

pls no

Can't you like get him to your home but call the Loony Clinic before and get them to take him away?

Honestly this seems like a step toward sanity compared to his lonely storied quarantine with Sonic Flash.

Tell him to join this wonderful anti-alien forum

I will let Otis run riot on this forum...unless I get admin privileges immediately.

This is the leverage I've been looking for.

But srsly, who is this guy?

I vaguely remember the name from years ago, but I can't remember anything else. Is he genuinely nuts? Like, I appreciate I'm asking this fully aware that he runs an online business selling anti alien hardware.

But, don't we all believe crazy things, now and again?

I once believe aliens controlled the government! Granted, I was 18, and going through both my weed phase and X Files phase at the same time.

Maybe dis guy is actually sane

Props to him for dusting off what appears to be the word heinie for his "scrabble lagoon".

Zersch @ 5/10/2016 14:37

Honestly this seems like a step toward sanity compared to his lonely storied quarantine with Sonic Flash.

I'm sure we just haven't dove deep enough into the most recent rabbit holes.

Check out the state of the shoutbox archives after Sonic Flash disappeared. I think Otis may be a rogue AI

-dr @ 5/10/2016 14:43

Zersch @ 5/10/2016 14:37 Honestly this seems like a step toward sanity compared to his lonely storied quarantine with Sonic Flash. I'm sure we just haven't dove deep enough into the most recent rabbit holes. Check out the state of the shoutbox archives after Sonic Flash disappeared. I think Otis may be a rogue AI

His ramblings and 'art' and all of that really do read like an AI randomly generating viral marketing for a horror ARG.

I think he may have driven Sonic Flash to kill himself. And that might be the one decent mark he ends up leaving on the world.

Wikey @ 5/10/2016 14:43

But srsly, who is this guy? I vaguely remember the name from years ago, but I can't remember anything else. Is he genuinely nuts? Like, I appreciate I'm asking this fully aware that he runs an online business selling anti alien hardware. But, don't we all believe crazy things, now and again? I once believe aliens controlled the government! Granted, I was 18, and going through both my weed phase and X Files phase at the same time. Maybe dis guy is actually sane

I don't even remember how the board was found but we stumbled across Otis and Sonic Flash on a messageboard, by themselves, talking back and forth for ages. Otis seemed submissive to Sonic, almost like a Pinky and the Brain situation. But instead of a Brain, Sonic was just another Pinky with delusions of grandeur.

We made accounts there and liberated Otis and brought him to FE. He posted one topic with pictures of himself, asked us all if he was hot, and from what I remember that was all that came of it. Then Sonic Flash found his way here, pretended to be someone else, immediately got called out for it, savagely cussed people out on board and through PMs and absconded with Otis back to their home planet.

I might be remembering some of that wrong or out of order, but that's the gist.

That story is amazing!

I'm deffo gonna invite him here if I get the chance guys. This is not up for discussion

And Wikey, if you will invite him to your home to assist you in extraterrestrial extermination, I will not only pay the cost for the alien shield, but I will also go halfsies with your parents on your funeral arrangements.

HISTORY LESSON:
Otis is an enigma.

The story was that Paul found otis booard through some other board he was on. It seemed to just be two regulars, the admin, Otis, and a single other member known as Sonic Flash, and the entire forum was just the two of them engaging in bizarre stilted conversations about everything from life or sports to "Crocodiles: do you like?" and using "spammed" as some kind of euphemism. It went back for years with just these two.

Diving deeper, there was a cast of other characters who didn't get along with Sonic Flash and accused him of being the alt of some troll who took down several gaming forums. All evidence points to this being the case, including them sharing the same IP and email.

HOWEVER, it turned out that Sonic Flash was actually also all of the accounts accusing himself. He was getting into fights with himself, while otis just sat there and accepted that this is how things are.

Otis SEEMS to be the normal one, and they seem to be two separate people.

But Otis's great passion is building template websites about himself to link back to otis booard, as well as multiple social media accounts and accounts on nearly every forum he has ever found. Otis's scattered websites are their own rabbit hole. It's a lot of bizarre content. The most interesting of which are:

- Otis is supposedly a shared persona or made up of various people somehow
- Otis considers himself to be the CEO of Webs.com
- He had a modeling career for a while
- He has a cry for help in wingdings hidden on one of his sites


He's a very odd fellow but he seems to be the benign one of the otis booard pair. He and Sonic Flash and a Sonic Flash alterego once came to visit us when we tried to save Otis from SF. He was flattered but decided to stay at otis booard.